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Swearing Birthday Cards

F*ck, they’re old! Welcome to the rudest cards around, perfect for celebrating old b*stards. Wish a Happy F*cking Birthday to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing birthday cards. Send an offensive design to insult your brother or tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them. Why not browse more of our rude & retro birthday cards?

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Crack your mate up and make their birthday that extra bit special by sending them this seriously cheeky Scribbler card.

Party Blower Cracking Birthday Card
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Send this cheeky Jolly Awesome design to your knob jockey mate.

Name Is Knob Jockey Card
When seeing to Fanny hygiene has to come first. Send this cheeky Birthday card from Go La La to any fanny fan.

Visiting Fanny Card
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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink Card
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Add a photo to send your partner this honest Valentine's Anniversary card and it might actually shut them up for once - or else give them something else to moan about! Designed by Scribbler.

Like Your Moaning Card
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For the literary enthusiast with a sense of humour, this Shakespearean-themed birthday card strikes just the right note. Wish them "Happy Birthday" and playfully suggest your writing talents might not be quite on par with the Bard.

I’m Not Shakespeare! Card
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This year send your loved one this hilarious Scottish themed card. To the non-native, this translates to "You Little Sh*t". Perfect to send as a birthday card, or even just to send a smile. By Rooster Cards.

Yer Wee Shite Card
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Admit it, you did it when you were at school (and probably more recently). Send a laugh with this blast from the past.

BOOBIES Retro Calculator Card
OMG they're 40! You can't believe your ears. Don't worry, they're as surprised as you! Say happy 40th birthday with this great card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Fuck You're 40 Card
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Fuck You're Old!, by Scribbler. They're older than you, and they always will be! Why not remind them with this hilariously rude Birthday card.

Fuck You're Old Card
They're too young to know what piss flaps are, they must have heard it somewhere! This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is suitable for any occasion.

Piss Flaps Card
Now from the top make it drop, that's some Wet Ass Pussy!

Wappy Birthday Card
Self-Centred Macho Prick, by Dean Morris Cards. Body-conscious doesn?t even cover it. Send this birthday card to the mullet in your life.

Self-Centred Macho Prick Card
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He may be a fuck trumpet, but he's your fuck trumpet! Call out your boyfriend with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Boyfriend Fuck Trumpet Card
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She doesn't start the drama, she just finishes it! Send Christine to get the party started on their birthday with this Selling Sunset inspired Scribbler card.

Let's Party Bitch Card
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Make them smile with this Birthday Card.

Bottoms Up Card
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If your grandpa's a wrinkly bastard, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Grandpa You Wrinkly Bastard Card
Well, at least they got you something! Say happy birthday with this naughty Stormy Knight card.

I Got You This Card
This is perfect any Bollock Chops you know. Brainbox Candy made it just for them!

Bollock Chops Card
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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for an October baby by Scribbler.

October A Fucking Legend Was Born Card
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Make sure your son knows he's a first place twat with this rude birthday card by Scribbler.

Birthday Medal For My Son Card
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If your father's a wrinkly bastard, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Father You Wrinkly Bastard Card
At least they have some charm! Let them know what a useless tosser they are with this hilarious birthday card by Dean Morris.

Useless Tosser Card
Congratulate them on yet another birthday to add to their ever-growing collection with this card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card

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