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For any party animal who likes their sleep! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Born To Be Wild Card

Brainbox Candy

Another birthday card with a childish drawing of a cock on it. Don't you just love them!!

Another Birthday Card With A Cock On It Card

Adam Regester Design

One for the grammar police! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Commas Are Important Card

Brainbox Candy

Zoom humour will never not be a thing now! Design by Forest_Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Don't Leap To Conclusions Card

Whale And Bird

It's just not possible! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Kung Fu Fighting Card

Brainbox Candy

Send them this funny birthday card warning them that now they are an old fart, they might shit themselves when blowing out their birthday cake candles! Designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Happy Birthday You Old Fart Card

Cupsie's Creations

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Give your friends and family a laugh with theis retro Ladybird style card for birthdays and all occasions.

Now We Just Need To Dump The Body Card

CrazyWombat

It's not a lovely thought, but it is true to be fair. This cheeky birthday card is from the very honest Buddy Fernandez.

Speck Of Jizz Card

Buddy Fernandez

Firm but fair Birthday card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez. Ideal for any occasion.

Cock Card

Buddy Fernandez

You've got to be honest with them if they are your best mate! This funny Birthday card from Redback is perfect for all your forever friends.

Best Friends Forever Card

Redback

Have a blooming lovely birthday m'love! Spread a little joy with this happy card, perfect for wishing your favourite person a blooming lovely birthday filled! Designed by Kitty Strand

Blooming Lovely Birthday Card

Kitty Strand

Too special for just a birthday card, so remind them to keep the envelope too! Designed by SixElevenCreations.

Keep The Envelope Birthday Card

Six Eleven Creations

Somethings about getting old are inevitable! Design by Forest_Fr1ends from Whale & Bird.

Don't Rush Bernard Card

Whale And Bird

I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Milk I'd Give You A Sniff First. This year send this hilariously cheeky birthday card to your friend or loved one who is turning another year older. By Rooster Cards.

I'm Not Saying You're Old Card

Rooster

Wish someone a happy birthday with this cute, colourful card. Designed by Creaternet.

Mummysaurus Card

Creaternet

Funny birthday card, designed by Totally Mailed It

Adulting Card

Totally Mailed It

One Minute You're Young And Hip And The Next You're Collecting Charms For Your Crocs - The perfect birthday card for your croc-wearing friend!

Collecting Charms For Your Crocs - Funny Birthday Card For Her

Pickled Post

A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in March.

All The Best People Are Born In March Birthday Card

The Blunt Badger

We all have that one friend. Celebrate them with the perfect card.

We Entertain Us - Birthday Card

Art By Rowley

Wish your loved one a Happy Birthday courtesy of Louis Theroux's iconic TikTok rap.

Louis Jiggle Jiggle Birthday Card

Pink And Pip

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Send this brilliantly rude birthday card to take the piss out of a mate whose pubes are turning grey! Designed by Scribbler.

Touching Bog Water Card

Scribbler

Send your Sister this funny birthday card and then run. Designed by Card and Cake.

Sis Rhymes With Piss Card

Card And Cake

Send your Dad this funny birthday card to make him laugh. Daaaad what does this light on my car mean? When it's already burst into flames. Designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Funny Dad Birthday, Bad Car Owner Card

Cupsie's Creations

Send your Mum or Dad, Wife or Husband this funny card wishing them a Happy Birthday from their BIGGEST Financial Burden - YOU!

Happy Birthday From Your Biggest Financial Burden Card

The Blunt Badger

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