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Workplace Gifts

Working hard or hardly working? Either way, we’ve gone above and beyond to curate the best collection of workplace gifts you won’t find anywhere else! These office must-haves are perfect for injecting some much-needed fun & humour into your work or studies. Check out our essential stationery, novelty gifts to pimp up you desk or Scribbler exclusives like mugs & notebooks.

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5 x novelty ball point pens. Give the middle finger to pen stealers. Rude gold foiled phrases. Not suitable for children. These highly offensive and hilarious pens are guaranteed to make your shitty office job slightly more bearable. As well as being fancy looking, good quality pens, why not stage a small rebellion at your desk while displaying whichever rude phrase most takes your fancy in the moment! Are you sick of losing your best pens to all your cheap-ass colleagues? Get your revenge with a choice-worded message whichever one of these happens to missing and maybe they'll think twice next time! This despicable set includes 5 different designs such as "Hands off my pen, prick" and "The dull fuckers think I'm working." This would make an inspired present for any office worker with a wicked sense of humour, plus a certain amount of pent-up anger and resentment.

Offensive Stationery Set

£7.99

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Avocado Pen

£1.99

For growers not showers. Hundreds of tiny penises disguised as a pretty pattern!. China mug in matching gift box. Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Micro Penis Mug

£8.99

Namaste b*tch Meditating cat stress toy Leaves your feline fine! Great gift for a cat lover A few therapeutic squeezes of this novelty stress ball and you'll be so relaxed you'll practically be purring! Keep this Buddha like little kitty handy on your desk for whenever you need to release some pent-up stresses and frustrations. Just looking at him will make you feel calmer! Send as a funny gift to anyone who needs to urgently get in touch with their inner Zen.

Meowditation Stress Toy

£6.99

Celebrate pube evolution! Try not to spit your tea out Naughty novelty mug Microwave and dishwasher safe Dimensions: 10cm high, 12cm wide (including handle) Whether minimalist, landing strip or au naturel, celebrate the many fabulous ways to style your muff throughout the ages with this outrageous ceramic mug! We've got muffs of all shapes and sizes (yes, even heart shaped) - anything goes! A great gift to give a mate a giggle and encourage them to embrace what they've got. You might even give them some style inspo! Serve your guest a cuppa in this 350ml mug, sit back and watch their reaction for maximum laughs. New In Most Popular For Him For Her Rude Gifts Gifts Under A Tenner Secret Santa Stocking Fillers Bottles & Mugs Novelty Gifts

Muff Mug

£8.99

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Piss Off Im Busy

£2.49

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Made an oopsie using a pencil? Fear not, this cute little avocado will erase your mistakes! An adorable essential for your pencil case. Perfect for home, school or office!

Avocado Maxi Eraser

£1.99

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I Work With Idiots

£2.49

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Teddy's Style Mini Highlighters

£3.99

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Zen-guin Stress Toy

£7.99

Too hot to handle!. 6 x unique vinyl coasters. Perfect gift for old-school music lovers. Stylish addition to any home. Different classic record label designs. Calling all hipsters: if you can't get enough of your retro music or your retro décor, then these ultra-cool Retro Vinyl Coasters will make the perfect addition to your coffee table! Featuring some of the biggest names in music from the last six decades, these colourful coasters come aptly adorned with related hit singles, such as ""Tea Time"" and ""No Marks On The Table."" No two coasters will ever be the same and they will arrive in a sleek white box that is ideal for storing the coasters when they are not in use. They also make a thoughtful, quirky gift for any music lover in your life.

Retro Vinyl Coasters

£9.99

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Fuck Off I'm Social Distancing Socks

£5.99

Giant Breast

£6.99

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Kalma Kitty Stress Toy

£7.99

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