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Retro Birthday Cards

Take it back now ya’ll! Travel back in time and remind them of when they were young with our range of hilarious and unique retro style birthday cards. They’re old, just like them! Your older friends and relatives will appreciate a throwback to their heyday with food & drink inspired cards perfect for your boozy aunt or uncle. For more filthy fun, be sure to check out our photography & swearing birthday cards.

Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank

Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Nothing like a spot of casual blasphemy to provide a humour Birthday, Christmas or Easter greeting

Out Of My Way Bitches

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980's

If your best friend is your wing gal, let her know you rate her with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

A Best Friend

If they were bravely facing the big birthday (the new 30, right?), squash them with this Paper Plane card.

By Your Age 40

Gin and wine - possibly the two best words in the English language and the only ones making note of in a conversation! Send this brilliant Dean Morris card on any occasion.

Blah Blah Gin

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Say the C-word without actually saying it with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Tuesday

Swallow. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude card.

Swallow

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Daily Routine, by Scribbler. Being amazing is hard work - it should be paid full time job! Make them laugh with this hilarious card.

Daily Routine

Do you know someone turning 50 and panicking? Then this is the perfect card from Jeffrey and Janice.

Happy Birthday 50

This card by Jazzberry Blue at East End Prints is perfect for anyone, especially someone who loves vintage toys.

Toy Figure Patent

Never wrong, by Half Moon Bay. One time she thought she was wrong but she was mistaken. Send this hilarious card to the infallible person in your life.

Never wrong

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