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Retro Birthday Cards

Take it back now ya’ll! Travel back in time and remind them of when they were young with our range of hilarious and unique retro style birthday cards. They’re old, just like them! Your older friends and relatives will appreciate a throwback to their heyday with food & drink inspired cards perfect for your boozy aunt or uncle. For more filthy fun, be sure to check out our photography & swearing birthday cards.

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Tell your Nintendo obsessed Dad how great he is with this Super Mario inspired Birthday card.

Super Dadio Card

This is Awesome

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You Card

Dean Morris Cards

Is 'ask your Mum' the soundtrack to your childhood? Then let you Dad know with this silly Father's Day Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Ask Your Mum Card

Dean Morris Cards

French Cake Bicycle card by Art File.Birthday of your cyclist friend? Your French friend? Your wine-lover friend? Your cake enthusiast friend? This card has it all!

French Cake Bicycle Card

Art File

Illustrate your surprise at your friend's birthday with this great card from Brainbox Candy.

Derek Card

Brainbox Candy

You'll notice that this isn't your traditional nursery rhyme for Round & Round the Garden. It's been given a rude twist. This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is not for the faint hearted that's for sure.

Round The Garden Card

Brainbox Candy

Know someone who's always got a wine glass in their hand? Ever seen them consume anything else? Then this Dean Morris Birthday card sums them up perfectly.

My Favourite Food Group Card

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Give your mates or loved ones a laugh with this retro railway themed Birthday card for any occasion.

Making Tracks Card

CrazyWombat

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This is a great Chuckle Brothers Birthday card from Scribbler, so if this makes you laugh, it should work on your brother.

Brother From Me To You Card

Scribbler

Get your music loving Dad this funny retro Birthday card for any occasion!

There Are Many Dads But You Are Top Of The Pops Funny Card

PopDogShop

Some dads are so cool and always will be. Why even try to out-cool them, you'll lose.

Daddy Cool Funny Card For Dad Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send this card by Dean Morris to someone who's as gay as their birthday.

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Are Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send this fun, retro-themed card to your friends and family to celebrate birthdays and pretty much any occasion... or just to make them smile!

It Must Be Wine O'clock Card

CrazyWombat

Give your friends and family a laugh with theis retro Ladybird style card for birthdays and all occasions.

Now We Just Need To Dump The Body Card

CrazyWombat

Say the C-word without actually saying it with this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card.

Tuesday Card

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Your Opinion. General Greeting Birthday card by KissMeKwik. Let someone know that they can hold on to their opinion until further notice with this sassy Birthday card.

Your Opinion Card

KissMeKwik

Piano Birthday Song card by Art File.Birthday card for great and horrible musicians, for people who love The Pianist and for those who love pianists.

Piano Birthday Song Card

Art File

Make someone's day Barb-tastic with this Stranger Things inspired birthday card!

Barb Stranger Things Birthday Card

Lizzy Bassett Art

Help your friend out of their rut with this hilariously insulting Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Chin Up Dear Card

Dean Morris Cards

We all know someone who sets the way with trends.. Why not send them this Dean Morris Birthday card to let them know how special they are?

To The Most Stylish Person I Know Card

Dean Morris Cards

Who doesn't love a pug in a little bow tie? Exactly. So, buy this Dean Morris Birthday card and brighten someone's day.

Pug In A Bow Tie Card

Dean Morris Cards

Surrounded by hearts at 70, a swirly and colorful design for an age milestone.

Swirly 70 Card

Droplette Design

Best friends are really something, an extra special bond, but if they touch that glass of chardonnay the gloves are off!

Best Friends Forever Card

Dean Morris Cards

Wish a hippie babe a Happy Birthday with this super fun and colourful card!

Hippie Birthday To My Sister Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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