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Send this Birthday card and make your favourite Jedi feel like da man!

Who Da Man? Yoda Man Card

Geeky Little Monkey

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Make someone's day with this Star Wars inspired birthday card featuring everyone's favourite Jedi master Yoda

Yoda Birthday Girl Card

Lizzy Bassett Art

Inspired by the most wholesome gift from Mando to Grogu, wrapped just like Baby Yoda's little ears! The perfect card for any little fan of Boba Fett or The Mandalorian!

Birthday Kid Card

URGHH Card Co.

You and me both Obi-Wan! Send this brilliant Star Wars inspired birthday card to celebrate an old Jedi. Designed by Middle Mouse.

Getting Too Old For This Sort Of Thing Card

Middle Mouse

Who wants to be a princess when you can be a hero? Send this Star Wars inspired Birthday card to a real fighter and don't get on her bad side! Designed by The Grey Earl.

Dinnae Call Me Princess Card

The Grey Earl

Travel through space to wish a long-time Star Wars fan an intergalactic birthday celebration with this Art File design. The force is definitely strong with this one!

You Were Born Card

Art File

May the Force be with you, it's the people's princess! Funny birthday card perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Birthday From Purrincess Leia Card

Thirty Mussels

Have you been hibernating in Carbonite again, you sneaky b*stard? Birthday design by The Grey Earl.

You Haven't Aged A Bit Card

The Grey Earl

Who wants to be a princess when you can be a hero? Send this Star Wars inspired Birthday card to a real fighter and don't get on her bad side! Designed by The Grey Earl.

Don't Call Me Princess Card

The Grey Earl

Ooft who disnae love an empire biscuit? Totally worth the risk! Send this quirky design by The Grey Earl to tickle a Star Wars fan.

Empire Biscuit Card

The Grey Earl

Darth loved his Stormy the hoover for Christmas. Finally, he could clean up the dark side. This Quite Good Birthday card is perfect for that Star Wars fan in your life.

Stormy The Hoover Card

Quite Good Cards

Something for both Star Wars and Marvel fans to enjoy - this Quite Good Birthday card is what happens when you morph Yoda with the Hulk.

Yoda Smash Card

Quite Good Cards

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid! Send this hunk o' junk to an appreciative Star Wars fan. Designed by The Grey Earl.

Hunk O Junk Card

The Grey Earl

The best Dads in the Galaxy deserve the best Birthday card in the Galaxy! Make him smile on his special day.

Yoda Best Dad Card

Nichola Cowdery

A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt Card

Lesser Spotted Images

Woah, guns down lads! I'm just having a cheeky one, and there's totally NOT coffee in this cup, if you know what I mean. The definition of a Star Wars LAD. Designed by The Grey Earl.

Lads Lads Lads Card

The Grey Earl

Darth Vader 100% had a bubblegum flavoured vape. This How Funny Birthday card is very on the money with this one.

Darth Vaper Card

How Funny

The death star would probably be better defended if it was in the middle of David Bowies head. A Birthday card designed by William Ainley.

Death Starman Card

William Ainley

When making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs you're going to need to steady those nerves. Get this Quite Good Birthday card for that Star Wars fan in your life and show them you are one with the Force.

Aurghrougghaaahhh Card

Quite Good Cards

Punny Birthday card from the Barkside! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy Birthday From The Barkside Card

Studio Boketto

Who's the Han to your Chewie? Send this Star Wars inspired Birthday card to your favourite co-pilot. Designed by The Grey Earl.

Auld Pals Card

The Grey Earl

Nothing angers a Sith Lord like a lack of cake on his birthday. Designed by The Geeky Little Monkey

Your Lack Of Cake Disturbs Me Card

Geeky Little Monkey

Very wise is Yoda. He's had hundreds of birthdays and knows the best way to celebrate!

Yoda Meme Card

GJDesigns

May the force be with you! Guaranteed laughs for the Star Wars fan in your life. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Even our name is a pun ??? Thirty Mussels (you use thirty MUSCLES when you laugh) Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Yoda Best - Happy Birthday Card

Thirty Mussels

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