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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss You Card
With all the chaos going on in Westminster, Sir Starmer is beginning to look more and more attractive. He's certainly not a part of any anti-growth coalition from what I can see...

Rear Starmer Card
Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards. This time giving Clare Balding a very drastically receding hairline.

Clare Balding Card
Unique and funny birthday card from Quite Good Cards. Reads: "Happy Birthday. Remember: Bunting is for bellends."

Bunting Is For Bellends Card
We think all the Beliebers will become Beavliebers after seeing this awesome punny Birthday card from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards.

Justin Beaver Card
You've had like what, 40 now? 50? Such an expert! Make fun of an elder and better with this cheeky Quite Good Birthday cards design.

Very Experienced At Having Birthdays Card
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Jodie has been done a massive disservice with this design but it's hilarious none the less. Maybe a future Villanelle disguise? A Killing Eve fan will be obsessed with this Quite Good Birthday card.

Jodie Combover Card
What does the leader of North Korea do when he's not threatening nuclear war with Donald Trump? Uno of course. A birthday card designed for Quite Good Cards.

Kim Jong-Uno Card
Strong tash, Raheem! Whatever you do, don't question his shooting ability... The Quite Good Birthday card for a football fan.

Raheem Stalin Card
Send Colin to tell that special someone on their birthday you like them very much, just as they are. Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Colin Firthday Card
I guess he kinda likes the way it numbs all the pain. Open wide, Lewis! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Lewis Calpol-Di Card
Say thank you with this Quite good cards card featuring Woody from everyone's favourite film Toy Story!

Tom Thanks Card
Any chance of extra time? Let's ask Klopp. Funny design by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Jurgen Clock Card
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Make their birthday sparkle with a dash of cosmic humour with our "You're a Star!" card. The bold proclamation sets a stellar tone, celebrating the recipient's radiance with a tongue-in-cheek reminder of our humble place in the vast cosmos.

You're A Star? Card
He is not the messiah! He is a very naughty boy! Another classic pun from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards.

Christian Bale Card
Funny celebrity inspired birthday card with a humours punny twist. Featuring singer and actress Barbra Streisand cutting hair.

Barber Streisand Card
We always thought Donald and Melania Trump's marriage looked familiar! Send this hilarious Quite Good Birthday card to someone who loves a good laugh.

Jabba The Trump Card
Raise an eyebrow and support the people's champion with this awesome Birthday card from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards! Can you see what the Frock is wearing!?

The Frock Card
The rumour is he'd move to Germany for her... F*ck the haters, they really are the greatest power couple! Designed by Quite Good Anniversary cards.

Meghan Merkel Card
It's a clean sweep! No vacuuming here, Djokovic insists on getting in some valuable stroke practice instead. Designed by Quite Good Birthday card.

No Vac Djokovic Card
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Another amazing celebrity pun Birthday card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Birthday cards. This time making a brilliantly punny Only Fools and Horses reference.

Adele Boy Card
Send this hilarious Birthday card to your friend that is one of those people who always seems to have a smashed screen!

Two Types Of People Card
Let's hope this guy doesn't blow his brains out when he sees how bad his country is becoming. A card for birthdays designed by Quite Good Cards.

Kurt Corbyn Card
Funny celebrity inspired birthday card with a humours punny twist. Featuring Will Smith chilling on his sofa.

Chill Smith Card

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