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Make your other half's Valentine's Day extra special with the Chococo Milk Chocolate Love Lobster! Indulge guilt-free with the sustainable, ethical, and slave-free chocolate which won the 2023 Gold Great Taste Award!&nbsp;<br />
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The 23cm long, fun 3D lobster design is crafted using 47% Colombia single origin milk chocolate and is rich and creamy with bright top notes. Plus, it comes in 100% plastic-free packaging.<br />
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Ingredients: Colombia origin milk chocolate 100% (cocoa butter, sugar, milk powder, cocoa mass, sunflower lecithin, vanilla extract). 47% (min) cocoa solids, 23% milk solids.&nbsp;<br />
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Suitable for vegetarians.

Milk Chocolate Lobster

£15.00

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These Sexy Socks from Scribbler make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day (or any day, really). Designed with love for both him and her in the unisex size of 6-11.&nbsp; So don't wait, treat their feet to some love today!

Sexy Socks

£6.99

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<ul><li>Tits delicious! </li><li>Handmade dark, milk &amp; white Belgian chocolate </li><li>Gift box with 9 x novelty edible boobies </li><li>Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist!) </li><li>Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm </li></ul><p>Feeling naughty? You&rsquo;re in for a real treat with these cheeky chocolate boobs! The perfect gift for a friend or lover on any special occasion, or just to show they&rsquo;re your breastie. <br /><br />Packaged in a smart gift box, this chocolate collection has been handmade in Somerset using the finest Belgian milk, dark and white chocolate. Go on, give &lsquo;em a bite! <br /><br />Please be aware that is product contains milk, soya and natural carmine colouring which is not suitable for vegetarians. It may also contain nut traces. Store in a cool dry place. </p>

Chocolate Boobs

£12.00

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An unforgettable smooth, aromatic vodka bursting with citrus zest and fresh herbal notes.<br /><br />Created by multi-awarded master distiller Sion Edwards, new One Vodka features One Gin's signature botanical of fresh sage, plus beautiful zesty citrus notes and a subtle hint of vanilla.<br /><br />One Vodka is bottled at 40%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free.

One Vodka

£35.00

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<p style="margin: 0px 0px 1rem; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Make your other halves Valentine's Day extra special with the Chococo Oat Milk Chocolate Lobster!Indulge guilt-free with the sustainable, ethical, and slave-free chocolate.<br />
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This 3D lobster design is 23cm long and handcrafted from 43% single origin oat m!lk chocolate, making it naturally plant-based and vegan friendly and it is also made with gluten-free oat powder!<br />
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Ingredients: Colombia origin oat m!lk chocolate 100% (sugar, cocoa butter, dried gluten-free oat powder, cocoa mass, dried rice powder, sunflower lecithin, vanilla extract). Chocolate contains 43% (min) cocoa solids.</p>

Plant Based Chocolate Lobster

£15.00

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<ul><li>I willy love you! </li><li>Handmade dark, milk &amp; white Belgian chocolate </li><li>Gift box with 9 x novelty edible willies </li><li>Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist!) </li><li>Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm </li></ul><p>Feeling naughty? You&rsquo;re in for a real treat with these cheeky chocolate willies! The perfect gift for a friend or lover on any special occasion, or just to show you&rsquo;re pleased to see them. <br /><br />Packaged in a smart gift box, this chocolate collection has been handmade in Somerset using the finest Belgian milk, dark and white chocolate. Go on, give &lsquo;em a taste! <br /><br />Please be aware that is product contains milk and soya and may contain nuts. Store in a cool dry place. </p>

Chocolate Willies

£12.00

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6 Chapters of insults. Each chapter is for a different occasion. Stunning red hardback design. Arm yourself with the world's most powerful weapon - words!. You know that sinking feeling when you think of a great retort, about ten minutes after you could have said it? We do and it's one frustrating sensation. But hang on a minute, the One Liners Awesome Insults is here to have you prepped and ready to zing a quality comeback at any time. Including six chapters chocked full of hilarious insults, this little red side kick has a different subject for each occasion. This is a perfect stocking filler for those with a cheeky sense of humour as well as a great  gift for that co-worker that needs a bit of help with their comebacks. This book is full of quips for those annoying parents of yours, those nagging teachers and of course those micky taking friends of yours. Arm yourself and become a rude wordsmith today.

One Liners Awesome Insults

£6.99

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<ul>    <li>Now that's one heart-stopping&nbsp;handbag!</li>    <li>Secure zipped compartment</li>    <li>Long cross-body webbed strap</li>    <li>Recommended for ages 3+</li>    <li>Dimensions: 17cm high, 18cm wide</li>    <li>This product is not a toy</li></ul><p>This adorable Amuseable Heart Bag by Jellycat would make a unique and adorably cute travel companion for any one of your loved ones. Add a dash of romance to any day of the year with this quirky yet practical gift choice that we challenge anyone not to fall in love with!<br /><br />With a signature smiling face and little corded legs, this huggable handbag has just enough room to hold all the things you love, keeping them safely stored away. With a plush scarlet red outer, this accessory is irresistibly soft and fluffy, and perfect for anyone with a fun sense of style.<br /><br />Strap length is 117cm. Wipe clean only; do not tumble dry, dry clean or iron. Not recommended to clean in a washing machine.</p>

Jellycat Amuseable Heart Bag

£30.00

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A big fuck you to single-use plastic!.  Black slogan tote bag.  Call out the plastic lovers.  Printed in the UK.  100% Cotton. Don't be a slag and go through a hundred different plastic bags; be green and proud with this stylish black re-usable one! Why not show your love for our planet with this statement tote bag? Don't be afraid to send a message to those less conscious in order to encourage positive change. Sometimes you have to stand out to make a point and there's nothing like a bit of humour to shout about a serious issue! Whether you've cut out plastic yourself, or want to motivate a friend, this is a bag you can commit to for the long-term. Although you can never have too many tote bags, you won't want to leave the house without this one!

Only Slags Tote Bag

£8.99

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A comical twist on a card game classic. Great for adults (only) looking to have a f*cking good time. Easy to play. Attractive and bold designs. 2+ players. Looking for a quick game of something easy, fun and a bit naughty? Then this foul-mouthed version of the classic game snap is a great game to add to the roster. With it's beautifully designed cards showcasing some of the best dirty words out there, this version of snap will get all participants laughing.

Swear Snap

£6.99

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<p>Introducing the baked delights of Simply Cake Co: the perfect treats to make an occasion extra special (and sweet), delivered directly through your loved one's letterbox!</p><p>This varied selection of brownies and bakes has something for everyone! The 6 x favourite flavours included in this gift box are:</p><ul>    <li>Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownie</li>    <li>Salted Caramel Brownie</li>    <li>Chocolate Orange Brownie</li>    <li>Raspberry &amp; White Chocolate Chunk Blondie</li>    <li>Millionaire's Shortbread</li>    <li>Rocky Road</li></ul><p>Have we got you drooling yet? This delicious mix is a real crowd-pleaser, making it a great gift for any occasion!</p><p>These are handmade in the UK with the best ingredients including proper butter, free-range eggs, Belgian chocolate AND gluten free flour so that more people can enjoy their great taste! Simply Cake Co. baked goods&nbsp;are packed full of chocolate, which gives them a shelf life of a good 10 days on arrival. Keep them wrapped up tight, or freeze if you want to keep them longer!</p><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Simply Cake Co. and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>Ingredients:</p><p><em>Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum.<br /><br /><em>Salted Caramel Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder emulsifier<strong> SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, Caramel (<strong>MILK</strong>, Sugar, butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Water, Dextrose, Double Cream (<strong>MILK</strong>), Modified Starch (E1442), Dried Glucose Syrup, Dried caramelised sugar, natural flavouring, Emulsifier, Mono and Di-glycerides of fatty acids (E471)), gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum.<br /><br /><em>Chocolate Orange Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier<strong> SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum, Natural Orange flavouring.<br /><br /><em>Raspberry &amp; White Chocolate Chunk Blondie</em><br /><br />White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK </strong>powder, emulsifier<strong> SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Sugar (caster and soft brown), Butter <strong>MILK</strong>, free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), Raspberries, xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings, raspberry powder.<br /><br /><em>Rocky Road</em><br /><br />Gluten free digestives (Maize Starch, Sugar, Rice Flour, Margarine (Palm Oil, Palm Stearin, Water, Coconut Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Lemon Juice), Potato Starch, Vegetable Oils (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Glucose Syrup, Rice Bran, Millet Flake, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate), Dried <strong>EGG</strong>, Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum), Salt), Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), marshmallows (Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Dextrose, Water, Stabiliser, Sorbitol, Gelatine, Flavouring, Colour Carmines), Rapeseed oil.<br /><br /><em>Millionaire&rsquo;s Shortbread</em><br /><br />Shortbread (gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), sugar, salt, xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings), Caramel (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed <strong>MILK</strong> (<strong>MILK</strong>, Sugar, Lactose (<strong>MILK</strong>), Water, Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Golden Syrup, Palm Oil, Salt, Emulsifiers (E322 Rapeseed Lecithin, E491 Sorbitan Monostearate), Natural Flavouring), Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring).</p><p><strong>For allergens please see above in bold.</strong>&nbsp;Made in a bakery that handles&nbsp;<strong>MILK, EGGS, SOYA, NUTS &amp; PEANUTS</strong>&nbsp;therefore may contain traces. Please be aware that this product also contains coconut. Suitable for vegetarians and coeliacs.</p>

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