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A funny Christmas card featuring a classic old joke

Put The Tree Up Yourself Card

Giddy Kipper

Send this Christmas card by Dean Morris and put a smile on the face of a big gay!

Merry Christmas You Big Gay Card

Dean Morris Cards

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He's lucky just to have you in his life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your boyfriend this funny Scribbler Birthday card instead. At least we hope he'll laugh.

Boyfriend You're Really Difficult Card

Scribbler

Proper bah-humbug, but fair enough, it can all be a bit much this Christmas lark.

Xmas Again Ffs Card

Buddy Fernandez

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Oh my Christ, can you believe it's Christmas already?! Any Gavin & Stacey fan will appreciate this iconic Pam Christmas card by Scribbler.

Pam Oh My Christ-mas Card

Scribbler

Nothing says Merry Christmas like your parent whipping out a bin bag to shove the wrapping paper into as you open your presents.

Bin Bag Card

Pink And Pip

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We can't think of anyone who wouldn't be over the moon to receive our favourite Christmas design featuring Bad Santa, by Scribbler.

Cracking Christmas Card

Scribbler

Christmas cards usually come in packs, and everyone pretty gets the same one, right? How thoughtful.

Sending One To Everyone Card

Buddy Fernandez

Wish a loved one a Happy Christmas with this funny, colourful card. Designed by Creaternet.

Quality Christmas Card

Creaternet

Wish a loved one a Happy Christmas with this funny, colourful card. Designed by Creaternet.

Cheesiest Christmas Card

Creaternet

Hark the herald Angel sing.... A punny take on the Christmas classic by Boney M.

Peas On Earth (peace On Earth) Card

dont.quotemeonit

Wish Mum & Dad a Crackin' Christmas, with this punny Christmas card designed by Macie Dot Doodles.

Have A Crackin' Christmas Mum & Dad Card

Macie Dot Doodles

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Walken In A Winter Wonderland by Scribbler. If he isn't dancing, he's Walken.

Walken In A Winter Wonderland Card

Scribbler

But I'm obviously praying for chocolate! Wish a loved one a Merry Christmas with this hilariously honest card by Redback.

Advent Calendar Card

Redback

If Santa used Unicorns instead of reindeers, I am sure they would be called Yuelicorns! Funny and cute Christmas Card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Yuleicorn Unicorn Christmas Card

Studio Boketto

Bah humbug! Christmas can do one. None of your happy festivities thanks, this card is perfect for the Christmas grump

Goodwill To All Men Except You Card

Giddy Kipper

I don't think this little dog likes Christmas very much, do you?!

Pissing On The Christmas Tree Card

Adam Regester Design

Send this funny Christmas card designed by Banterking.

Let's Just Be Naughty And Save Santa The Trip Card

Banterking

Hidden Gem

Hopefully those Christmas Trees haven't taken all the presents and lights with them! Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this Whale And Bird card.

Run Forest Run Card

Whale And Bird

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May the Force be with you this Christmas with this awesome Scribbler card.

I Am Your Father Christmas Card

Scribbler

Did you know that the name Gary will likely become obsolete? It could have all have been so different. Celebrate Christmas with this funny card.

I Think We Should Call Him Gary Card

PaperJam Print Co.

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Surely we're not the only ones who imagine this turtle-dove hybrid every time we hear the 12 Days of Christmas song? Designed by Scribbler.

Two Turtle Doves Christmas Card

Scribbler

The last present you'd expect to come out of Santa's workshop. A funny unusual Christmas card from Loveday for a friend or family member.

Elf Poo Card

Loveday

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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present Card

Some Ink Nice