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Hmm this part must have been edited out of the final draft of the Bible... Can't think why! For someone who appreciates a good prank, send this funny design by Do Something David.

Ol Superglue On The Head Trick Card

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Basic Bitch Christmas by Scribbler. Don't mince your words with this blunt, basic bitch Christmas card.

Basic Bitch Christmas Card

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Festive Ginger Nuts Card. Send your friend this Funny Christmas card by Adam Regester Design

Festive Ginger Nuts Card

Adam Regester Design

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse? Until Santa got his fat arse stuck in the chimney! Designed by Go La La.

Stuck Up The Chimney Card

Go La La

This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for any friend that can take a good joke!

Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card

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Encourage your son to go easy on the drinks (for once) this Christmas and give his liver a well earned break. Designed by Scribbler.

Son Liver Christmas Card

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Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses Card

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Poor Mrs Claus, the chimney gets more action than she does! Send this naughty Scribbler card to give someone a giggle at Christmas.

Down A Chimney Crap Christmas Joke Card

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Wish your feline loving friends a merry crapmas with this funny and rude Christmas card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Merry Crapmas Card

Studio Boketto

Make sure you don't eat as many sprouts as him this Christmas, for a change. Cheeky Loveday card lets him know you're not fooled.

Merry Christmas To The Real Farter Card

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How did that happen? I swear it was only just Christmas last year! Designed by Scribbler.

Holly Shit Card

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Ouch, right in the crown jewels! Make dad laugh (and wince) with this cheeky Christmas card by Scribbler.

Dad Nutcracker Christmas Card

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No one can put it away like dad at Christmas! Bow down to the king with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Dad's Xmas Award Card

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Honesty is the best policy, even at Christmas! Send this savage personalised card to someone who should consider a new year, new them. Designed by Scribbler.

Don't Blame Christmas Card

Scribbler

This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect to send to someone who is not so keen on Christmas.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Card

Dean Morris Cards

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? Perhaps not that kind of white Christmas! Send this Alicorn card this Christmas.

White Christmas Card

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Send this risky Christmas card to your grandad and hope that he sees the funny side! Designed by Scribbler.

Grandad Old Bastard Crimbo Card

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I think that may be the wrong kind of c!. You know what never mind, merry Christmas! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Presents Prosecco And Cock Card

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Christmas caroling for the Tik Tok generation... Make sure there's plenty of ho, ho, hos in the house with this hilarious retro design by Do Something David.

Wet Ass Pussy Card

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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card

Do Something David

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Sometimes it feels good to be bad! Why not be naughty, that way Santa won't need to visit your house this year, you filthy animal. Send this awesome Scribbler Christmas card to someone special this year.

Save Santa The Trip Card

Scribbler

Happy Christmas To Your Favourite Pisshead Card. Send your friend this Funny Christmas card by PHoTo

Happy Christmas To Your Favourite Pisshead Card

PHoTo

Some women have really amazing tits, so let them know you've noticed with this Loveday Christmas card. Peace, good will and uplift bras to all men.

Happy Christmas Tinsel Tits Card

Loveday

An adult wish list for Christmas!

Cock For Christmas Card

Adam Regester Design

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