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Looking to seduce the number one guy in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him and shower him with compliments. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for her.

These naughty cheese's are spreading themselves all over the place! Get down and dirty on Valentine's Day and send your feta half this Tillovision card.

Fucking Cheesy Card

Tillovision

The question is, are you pleased to see them or did you just put a canoe in your pocket? Send Lord Flashheart to seduce someone on your behalf with this Blackadder inspired card by Middle Mouse.

Woof

Middle Mouse

When you find someone who is soo hot only one thing comes to mind so, tell them with this hilarious card from Buddy Fernandez.

You Make My Willy Go Big

Buddy Fernandez

Short arms, big heart. Send them love from afar with this Whale & Bird card. Just because.

I Love You This Much

Whale And Bird

Not the Valentine's BJ they had in mind? Shame! Send Boris to break the bad news to your partner on Valentine's Day with this cheeky design by The Cake Thief.

Only BJ I'm Giving You

The Cake Thief

Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly

Lucy Maggie Designs

Send this romantic card inspired by The Queen's Gambit to your King or Queen this Valentine's Day! Designed by Tommy PH.

The Queens Gambit Lets Trade Rooks

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Let's Go To Maccy D's, by Scribbler. Filet-O-Fish is the best thing on the Maccy Ds menu. Fight me. Send this heartfelt Valentine's McCard to your McValentine.

Let's Go To Maccy D's

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See something you like? Show your primal instinct with this romantic card for your other half. Designed by Jolly Awesome.

Phwoar

Jolly Awesome

It's clear that Snoopy likes cookies but what the hell is he putting in them?! Win someone over with this heartfelt and romantic poem. Peanuts inspired card by Hype.

Snoopy Chocolate Chip Poem

And that's being generous! Let someone know they're just above average with this funny design by Jolly Awesome.

Solid 6 Out Of 10

Jolly Awesome

Oh alright then! Can't find anyone better? Give in and accept them as your other half this Valentine's Day. Designed by Maria Ofili.

You'll Do For Me

Maria Ofili

Blow them a virtual kiss and tell them they're absolutely smashing with this cute Mr Wonderful card.

Think You're Great

Mr Wonderful

Invite your Player 2 to start a love game with this cute Valentine's design by Pango Productions.

You Push All My Buttons

Pango Productions

Does your special one make your legs turn to jelly every time you see them? Then this Stormy Knight card is perfect to let them know how you feel!

I'll Let You Touch My Wobbly Bits

Stormy Knight

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If they've made you feel like the luckiest person in the world, send this adorable, punny Valentine's card to your fiance. Designed by Scribbler.

I Fiance The Shit Out Of You

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When blue balls kick in, they'd so anything to get some relief! Hold them to random with this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

Roses are Red, Balls are Blue

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I put a spell on you because you're mine! Send that special someone a powerful love potion to seal the deal with this Valentine's card by Coconutacha.

There's Chemistry Between Us

Coconutacha

We don't want to say that you're punching but he's bloody gorgeous! Send a compliment to your fave guy with this Cunning Linguist card.

Beautiful Bastard

Cunning Linguist

A perfect fit! Kinda seems like you guys were made for each other. Send this romantic Memelou card to your soulmate.

You're My Missing Piece

Memelou

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Send this retro style Valentine's card to your boyfriend and kindly remind him if he messes with you, he'll regret it? Designed by Scribbler.

Break My Heart And I'll Break Your Face

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Not quite as young and fit as they used to be? At least they've got you to lean on! Make your partner laugh through the pain with this Scribbler Valentine's card.

You've Pulled

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Let your partner know that 69ing and other unhygienic practices are officially of the table until Miss Rona has seen herself out! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Wine Me Dine Me

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Tell your partner you love them in more than one language with this romantic anniversary or Valentine's Day card by Lucy Maggie.

Je T'Aime

Lucy Maggie Designs