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Valentine's Cards For Him

Looking to seduce the number one guy in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him and shower him with compliments. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for her.

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Quirky illustrated otter themed card from Whale & Bird.

To My Significant Otter
This sweet card is perfect for any cat lover on their anniversary or just tell someone you love them. This greeting card features a pair of cute cats head boops, perfect for bringing a smile to your loved ones faces.

Nine Lives With You
cute patterned love card

Glad We Matched
One for the pizza lovers

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart
Nuts about someone? Let them know with this cracking illustrated nut card.

Nuts About You
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You
Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick
Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies
Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy
If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever
This Foggish card is perfect to send to that special person to tell them that they are your happy place.

You're My Happy Place
But those pieces go together like a jigsaw! Send this Tillovision card to your other half and test the water on that subject!

Don'T Even Think About It
This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile
Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die
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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back
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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card
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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil
Your love was written in the stars! Send this romantic Coconutacha design to your past, present and future.

I Love You To The Moon And Stars And Back Again
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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious
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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload
True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo
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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck
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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

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