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Valentine's Cards For Him

Looking to seduce the number one guy in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him and shower him with compliments. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for her.

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Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl

Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

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Come on baby light my fire! Show them how brilliant they are with this cute Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Perfect Match

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

Funny cheeky card perfect for an anniversary, valentines day, sending a smile or just positive funny vibes.     Send noods. Noodles!

Send Noods!

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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