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Valentine's Cards For Him

Looking to seduce the number one guy in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him and shower him with compliments. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for her.

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I love you this much, as much as a dead mouse. Any cat parent will understand the level of love you intend if you send them this cheeky cat card. Design by Whale & Bird.

I Love You This Much Ginger Cat
Send this cheeky grey cat card to your favourite feline fanatic! Perfect for any occasion, birthdays, valentines day, anniversaries or simply just because. Design by Whale & Bird.

Sexy And You Know It Cat
Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl
You're the Michael to my Holly

Michael To My Holly
You're the Garrett to my Dina

Garrett To My Dina
Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper
Everyone knows spooning is best when it leads to forking. Send this Art File design to the little (or big) spoon in your life!

I'm Too Hot Now
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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You
Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick
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Spend 45 minutes looking for something to watch only to choose a show you've already seen 169 times before! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to a Netflix lover.

Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9Pm?
Let them know just how freaking awesome they are with this card by CardShit.

You're The Fucking Best
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Come on baby light my fire! Show them how brilliant they are with this cute Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Perfect Match
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy
Your love was written in the stars! Send this romantic Coconutacha design to your past, present and future.

I Love You To The Moon And Stars And Back Again
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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck
Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You
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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back
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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons
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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious
If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever
Funny cheeky card perfect for an anniversary, valentines day, sending a smile or just positive funny vibes. Send noods. Noodles!

Send Noods!
True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo
Unfortunately, Bernard really isn't up to much as a partner. She'll have to find someone else's balls to play with! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Had Been Blowing For Ages

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