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Political Birthday Cards

The results are in and it looks like they’re another year older! What better way to show a loved one they’re in poll position than to send a funny birthday card featuring their favourite politician (if there is such a thing), or more likely, one they love to hate! We’re looking at you, Trump and Boris cards… Whether they’re feeling sore about Brexit or Lockdown, at least they can still laugh about it with a irreverently political design! While you’re at it, take a look at our other popular birthday themes: celebrityfood & drink and film & TV inspired cards.

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Rude Cards?
We always thought Donald and Melania Trump's marriage looked familiar! Send this hilarious Quite Good card to someone who loves a good laugh.

Jabba The Trump

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If you're ever worried about your eyesight, the government recommends you should ALWAYS get in a car and drive to Barnard Castle. Stay alert on your birthday with this Scribbler design.

Celebrate Your Birthday

And we've heard he's cheap too. Whatever you do, don't send this to someone who's scared of clowns, they'll be absolutely terrified! Birthday design by The Grey Earl.

First Class Clown

What could cheer someone up more than Boris swooping in on a bike to save the day, disheveled as ever? We're in good hands! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Boris Bike

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Phew, all our problems are solved! Instead of being in debt to ASOS for a pair of jeans, you can now be in debt for having your leg amputated. That's democracy folks! Designed by Scribbler.

Take Klarna

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How did it come to this? How did both of them manage it! Send this hilarious Scribbler card inspired by a remark of Dumb and Dumber featuring Boris and Donald!

Dumb And Dumber

Another empty promise from a very empty-headed man' A birthday card designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Great Birthday

At least when all this blows over we'll be able to get through it with good old breakfast tea. For someone who has a classic cuppa in any situation, by Poet & Painter.

English Brexit Tea

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Just because they voted leave doesn't mean they deserve a bad birthday to let them know with this funny card by Scribbler.

Eu Deserve A Happy Birthday

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Beaches may be out of bounds during lockdown but what's to stop you having a birthday Quarantini? Trump's have a secret ingredient - it's what keeps him orange! Designed by Scribbler.

Sex On The Bleach

Kim Jong-Un surfing a giant, golden wave of Donald Trump's hair in his underpants, as requested by Robin Hayles. Explosive Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Rocketman

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At least Mrs May is clear on one thing! Send this hilarious Scribbler card to anyone who can make sense of all the Brexit shenanigans!

Breakfast Means Breakfast

Two words: Hog Body. Trump, Pence and William Pryor on Drag Race with Obama as RuPaul telling them to sashay away, as requested by Adam Godding. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Trump Drag Race

Maybe you're the running joke of the family for your general cluelessness? Prove them all wrong with this self-depreciating birthday card by Dean Morris.

I'm Completely Clueless

Send this Quite Good card with the kind gesture of a donation to a re-election campaign. It's what you wanted... Isn't it?

Trump Re-Election

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