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Good news: we’ve turned the most basic and dreaded present into the best! Find your sole mate with these novelty socks in exclusive designs that’ll totally rock your world. Just when you thought your feet couldn’t get any cheesier...

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The planet’s great but their bum’s even better…
Great gift for an aspiring astronomer
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Q: Does this joke ever get old? A: No.
Send your lover these blue and grey, space-themed socks with a pun as old as time and get ready to boldly go where no man has ever gone before!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this rude design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one special person who deserves these naughty, out of this world socks in their life!

I Like Uranus Socks

£5.99

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Virus repelling socks
Perfect gift for a quarantine queen or king
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Unfortunately these socks aren’t actually proven to repel coronavirus but worth a try right?
Over 2 years into the pandemic and we’re so ready to say goodbye to Covid-19 it’s unreal. Send a loved one the best gift you can find with these novelty yellow and purple socks and give coronavirus the middle finger once and for all!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this rude design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few unlucky people who would agree with this sentiment entirely and can rock these socks in isolation!
 

Fuck Covid Socks

£5.99

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Youre The Tits Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Youre The Tits Socks

£5.99

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Not socks AGAIN?!
A self-aware novelty present
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Want to give them a present that absolutely stinks? You’ve come to the right place!
Great for all occasions where a sh*t present is required, send them these grey and black socks that are what they say on the tin – total crap!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this crappy design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these rude socks in their life!

Crap Present Socks

£5.99

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Big gay socks for your big gay friend! Or a nice, soft, colourful treat for you own big, gay feet. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Big Gay Socks

£5.99

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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Cats, cats, cats across the board!
Great gift for a cat lover
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

If she thinks that cats are better than people then what better gift could you give her than these cute blue and pink socks sporting her favourite animal! Whether she’s a self-proclaimed crazy cat lady or completely in denial, she’ll love this fun design – just as long as her cats don’t get hold of them!
These socks are seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one feline-obsessed lady who deserves these humourous socks in her life.
 

Cat Lady Socks

£5.99

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Birthday suit up!
Great gift for a free spirit
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Time to strip down to your birthday suit and dance like nobody’s watching because these fabulous socks are totally nude!
Celebrate the female form in all its glory! Send a loved one the best gift you can find with these unique yellow and orange socks that are sure to make them feel empowered in their own body.
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this iconic design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who need these naked ladies in their life. Hurry, before they’re gone in a flash!
 

Naked Ladies Socks

£5.99

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Sham-rock their socks off!
Your new lucky charm
Great gift for a loved one
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

100% luck increase guaranteed. For best results never take them off.
Perfect for all occasions, send these fun blue and pink socks, complete with cute four-leaved clover design to someone who could use a little confidence boost!
It takes a certain sense of style (and desperation) for a person to strut their stuff in this jazzy design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least a few people who deserve a bit more luck in their life!

Lucky Socks

£5.99

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Meet your spirit animal!
Seriously sassy gift for a badass bitch
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Who let the Queen out? Who, who, who, who?
Send a loved one the best gift you can find with these yellow and blue socks sporting one fabulous Frenchie! The perfect prezzie for a dog lover who is unique, chic and doesn’t give a f*ck.
Someone oozing with confidence and bad bitch energy would love to strut their stuff in this iconic design. They’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these funky n fabulous socks to spice up their life!

Fab Bitch Socks

£5.99

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Cute socks with a little sausage dog motif.  Great gifts to express your true ‘long time' love.  Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane.  Unisex size 6-11. Don't say it with flowers this year… be original and declare your love in these Scribbler exclusive socks, an ideal gift for that special person in your life that has everything apart from these socks!

Long Time Socks

£5.99

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See you next Tuesday…
Seriously rude gift for your favourite cunt
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

If they’re cunt and proud of it, send them the rudest gift you can find with these blue and white socks that’ll label them for the whole world to see. Perfect for a foul-mouthed friend with a wicked sense of humour and a fondness for the c-word!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this explicit design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these outrageously offensive socks in their life and would relish in raising eyebrows wherever they went.

Cunt Socks

£5.99

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Sweary Socks. Take a look at this fabulous Scribbler favourite that your friends and family will love. Treat them (or yourself) to something special for their birthday.

Sweary Socks

£5.99

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Massive Cock Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Massive Cock Socks

£5.99

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