Christmas Cards | Funny & Rude Christmas Cards 2019

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Give this Scribbler card to a friend who'll be praying for a Christmas miracle when Labour swoops in and saves the day! It could happen!

All I Want For Christmas

A Scribbler card for the politically minded family member who'll be inserting Brexit into every conversation during the festive period. Tune in for your very own Brexit Debate on December 25th!

Merry Brexmas

Wish someone a Happy Brex! Oh wait, maybe not! At least you can always rely on Christmas eh? Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Brexit

Send this Scribbler card to someone who'll be too invested in the political climate to really enjoy Christmas this year.

Blue Christmas

We'll all rejoice the return of Gavin & Stacey this Christmas but send this Scribbler card to someone who'll miss their hilariously blunt neighbour, Doris!

Absolutley Twatted

A Scribbler card for someone who'll likely be drinking all day at Christmas but a Mint Baileys would just be a step too far, thanks Bryn!

Mint Baileys

Send this festive design by Scribbler to someone who wasn't exactly thrilled by the new Prime Minister. You have to laugh at Boris wearing a turkey!

Not The Christmas BJ You Were Hoping For

What's occuring this Christmas? Nessa's back on our screens so what's not to love?! Designed by Scribbler.

I Won't Lie To You, I Hates It

Save this Scribbler card to call on your best Chummy this Christmas.

Tickety-Boo Christmas

Know someone who's looking forward to some Christmas laughs courtesy of this hilarious Mammy? You can't go wrong with this festive design by Scribbler.

Happy Fecking Christmas

Crack open a bottle of Bolly and wish a Merry Christmas, sweetie darling to your partner in crime! Designed by Scribbler.

Fabulous Christmas Darling

If you know a big Breaking Bad fan, wish them a Merry Christmeth from Jesse with this design by Scribbler.

It's Christmas Bitch

Compliment the attractive placement of your other half's baubles with this not-so-innocent Christmas card by Scribbler.

Well Hung

We can't think of anyone who wouldn't be over the moon to receive our favourite Christmas design featuring Bad Santa, by Scribbler.

Cracking Christmas

Feeling more naughty than nice this year? If all you want for Christmas is your partner, then this Scribbler card is the one for you.

Stocking Filler

Send this Scribbler card to whoever hogs the yule log at Christmas, to strategically put them off and bag yourself a few more slices!

Yule Log

We all know someone who'd secretly love this TV dinner on Christmas Day so why not give it to them? Not to mention that it's a LOT less effort! Designed by Scribbler.

Winner Winner

This one's for all the mayo lovers. They'll probably even have it with their Christmas dinner, the filthy animals! Designed by Scribbler.

Mayo Days Be Merry

Whether you're a ready salted fan, or a Worscester sauce kind of person, this Christmas card by Scribbler really is for everyone. Gary Lineker would approve.

Walkin Winter Wonderland

A card for someone who has realised the true meaning of Christmas. Wine, and lots of it. Designed by Scribbler.

And More Wine

A Christmas card destined for a friend who loves all things Middle Earth ALMOST as much as you love them! Designed by Scribbler.

My Precious Christmas

Game of Thrones may be over *sobs* but winter is officially here. Send this Scribbler card to someone who is as excited about Christmas as Jon Snow was to meet the White Walkers.

Santa Is Coming

Category is: Festive Fantasy. Condragulations to the winner of this sickening Christmas card by Scribbler. Shantay, you stay.

Not Today Santa

Play your Trump card this festive season and if their Christmas was great before, it definitely will be now! Designed by Scribbler.

Christmas Great Again