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Christmas Cards

As Slade would say: It’s Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! With hundreds of unique designs to choose from, browse our selection of funny, rude and yes, some family friendly Christmas cards - just in case your Nan’s visiting! Now’s the time to send love, laughter and season’s greetings to all the special people in your life, with festive cards perfect for pleasing partners or delighting parents! Why not check out our most popular trending designs paying homage to your favourites from the world of telly and film at Christmas time?
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Mother's day card designed by banterking.

Being Your Child Is Enough Of A Gift
This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage
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He's lucky just to have you in his life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your brother this funny Scribbler card instead. At least we hope he'll laugh.

Brother You're Really Difficult
You really tried but just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Who wants a "nice" card anyway? Boring! Ideal for any occasion by Whale & Bird.

I Tried To Get You A Nice Card
If you can't be bothered to pick out the perfect card - this card covers it all! Buy one or one hundred, it works for every occasion!

All-Purpose Card
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Do the elves make dildos as well? Well they are technically toys! Send this hilarious Scribbler card and put a smile on their face.

Slippers And A Dildo
A Some Ink Nice card you can just about get away with for any occasion, because much like this puss, you simply don't give a sh*t.

Circle Your Own Sentiment
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Do you know someone who loves cheesy puns?! Then this Scribbler card is perfect for them!

Christmas Cheese Bored
Add A Photo
A fabulously festive photo upload card by Scribbler, perfect for sending warm wishes to someone special this Christmas.

Happy Christmas
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You know it's nearly Christmas when the Bubl' comes back out of hibernation. Acknowledge someone's seasonal guilty pleasure with this bauble of joy by Scribbler.

Michael Baub-Le
Yes, that's right; Jesus was born at Christmas! Remind someone of the true meaning with this design by Sweary Card Company.

Jesus Fucking Christ
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He's lucky just to have you in his life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your boyfriend this funny Scribbler card instead. At least we hope he'll laugh.

Boyfriend You're Really Difficult
Send this hilarious Quite Good card to someone at Christmas and put a smile on their face!

Glow Jesus
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either by Scribbler. You better watch out, you better not cry because Father Christmas just got real with you!

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either
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This Scribbler card is perfect to any person who's aware of our political climate! Wish them a strong and stable Christmas.

Strong And Stable Christmas
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Thank your Boyfriend for being amazing this year with that lovely Scribbler card.

To The Most Amazing Girlfriend
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Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance
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She's not a regular mum, she's a cool Mum. Tis the season and luckily your Mum loves a party as much as you do! Designed by Scribbler.

Put The Mulled Wine On
James, John, Matthew! And Keith? The perfect Whale & Bird card to call out that friend who somehow tags along to everything, whether invited or not. Keep party crashing this Christmas, Keith!

Who Invited Keith
Is it really a party until someone's peed somewhere they shouldn't? A brilliant summary of your pets at Christmas to make all animal lovers laugh. Designed by Redback.

Have You Seen The Tree Yet
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Woof Woof! Send this silly Scribbler card to your favourite filthy animal this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
For someone you have relatively no contact with? But still faithfully send a Christmas card to every year. Wouldn't want to be rude! Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Have A Good One
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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present
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Personalise this snowy design and wish a warm, festive greeting to someone special at Christmas. Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas

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