Christmas Cards - Scribbler

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Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey and Janice Birthday Card. Is there any anything more satisfying than a glass (or bottle) of prosecco to wash down a full cake? I think not. The perfect card for all those prosecco and cake fans out there.

Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey And Janice

No one likes it when the relatives come knocking on Christmas Day. So just tell them to fuck off with this Dean Morris card!

Go Fuck Yourself

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs

This is a great Chuckle Brothers card from Scribbler, so if this makes you laugh, it should work on your brother.

Brother From Me To You

Are you looking for a rude card? Then, look no further with this awesome Jelly Armchair card.

Rude Elf

Eat up is a phrase not exclusively used by your Mum. This Scribbler card won't make you choke up.

Eating A Legend

A festive scene with a tiny Robin from 60's Batman shivering on a snow covered branch while the AA give the Batmobile a jump start, as requested by Lewis Goram. Christmas Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Batmobile Broke It's Wheel

I think that may be the wrong kind of c!. You know what never mind, merry Christmas! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Presents Prosecco And Cock

If you send this Scribbler card, you'd better be either older or married to her. Unless you sell bras for a living.

Another Year Older, Another Year Lower

You really tried but just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Who wants a "nice" card anyway? Boring! Ideal for any occasion by Whale & Bird.

I Tried To get You A Nice Card

Do you know someone who loves cheesy puns?! Then this Scribbler card is perfect for them!

Christmas Cheese Bored

Merry Christmas from everyone's favourite Father Spliffmas with this Pedges Houseboat card. Just don't say crack, ok?

Have A Crackin Christmas

Three Hoes, by Full Fat. Maybe Santa has just been into gardening this whole time?! Send some Christmas wishes to the green fingered person in your life!

Three Hoes

The perfect Christmas card for fans of the King!

Elfish Presley

Not everyone is a fan of Christmas but hey they still deserve a card? don't they?! Send this Scribbler card and put a big grin on their face.

Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Fuck This

Send a massive bell end this hilariously festive card by Dean Morris.

You're A Massive Bellend

Wish someone a Happy Brex! Oh wait, maybe not! At least you can always rely on Christmas eh? Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Brexit

This Christmas card by Scribbler is great for those who love Star Wars.

Christmas Pattern

How many lights would it take to cover a giraffe? A shit ton. A Christmas card designed by Ink Inc.

Christmas Giraffe

Enter straight onto the naughty list and save Santa the trouble with this Christmas card by Scribbler.

Deck The Halls And Lick My Balls

This Jelly Armchair card is ideal for any lover of puns, or Elvis, or both!

Elf-Fish-Presley

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Thought I would add a Christmas card to the list as I've been producing festive funnies since 1999. This one had to have been one of my most endearing. Normally gets me into trouble every Christmas with the Daily Mail and a few angry members of the public. I just think it's funny.

Let's Call Him Wayne

Woof Woof! Send this silly Scribbler card to your favourite filthy animal this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

Ah nothing like a classic "Your Mum" joke, always a crowd-pleaser. Take the rip out of a mate and watch them squirm with this rude Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Shagging You Mum