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A big fuck you to single-use plastic!. Black slogan tote bag. Call out the plastic lovers. Printed in the UK. 100% Cotton. Don't be a slag and go through a hundred different plastic bags; be green and proud with this stylish black re-usable one! Why not show your love for our planet with this statement tote bag? Don't be afraid to send a message to those less conscious in order to encourage positive change. Sometimes you have to stand out to make a point and there's nothing like a bit of humour to shout about a serious issue! Whether you've cut out plastic yourself, or want to motivate a friend, this is a bag you can commit to for the long-term. Although you can never have too many tote bags, you won't want to leave the house without this one!

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5 x novelty ball point pens. Give the middle finger to pen stealers. Rude gold foiled phrases. Not suitable for children. These highly offensive and hilarious pens are guaranteed to make your shitty office job slightly more bearable. As well as being fancy looking, good quality pens, why not stage a small rebellion at your desk while displaying whichever rude phrase most takes your fancy in the moment! Are you sick of losing your best pens to all your cheap-ass colleagues? Get your revenge with a choice-worded message whichever one of these happens to missing and maybe they'll think twice next time! This despicable set includes 5 different designs such as "Hands off my pen, prick" and "The dull fuckers think I'm working." This would make an inspired present for any office worker with a wicked sense of humour, plus a certain amount of pent-up anger and resentment.

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The pick of the patch!. Irresistibly cute and cuddly. One of your 5 a day!. Great gift for little and big kids. Dimensions: 8cm high, 21cm wide. Three's a crowd? Not anymore! If you know a tomato lover, we can't think of better company for them than this adorable soft and squishy toy. This little tomato plant is part of a range of Vivacious Vegetables by Jellycat (yes, we know tomatoes are actually a fruit - wise guy!) and can't fail to make you smile. The perfect red, plush companion, this trio are fairly stretchy and flexible and only here to have a good vine. So what are you waiting for? Time to start the greenhouse party! This toy is suitable for newborns and a great, unique gift for all ages.

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