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Rude Father's Day Cards

Prize-winning mother*cker? If you inherited your filthy sense of humour from dad, avoid the sappy stuff this Father’s Day and send him one of the rudest cards you can find. You have been warned: our explicit and offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted! Send a cheeky insult to banter with a dad who gives it as good as he gets and for more adult humour, why not check out our sweary Father’s Day cards?

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Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

It goes without saying- Where do you think you got it from? Celebrate Father's Day with this rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

My Dad But Still A Twat

Just put him in the shower and hose it off it seems easier. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

He'D Wiped Their Arses

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Make sure your long-suffering Dad knows exactly where he stands this Father's Day: tomorrow business will resume as normal so he'd better make the most! Photo upload card by Scribbler.

King For The Day

Give your dad a gold medal (or brown medal) for his farting skills. Say Happy Father's Day with this funny card from Brainbox Candy!

Brown Medal

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It's Father's Day, so make sure your Dad takes it easy! Send him this awesome Scribbler card and put a smile on his face.

Never Mind The Bollocks

I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

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Grandad. There's nothing more thoughtful and effective than an acrostic poem at showing someone just what you think of them. We hope your Grandad feels really special when he receives this Scribbler Father's Day card. This yellow Father's Day card says Grandad.

Grandad

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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World's Greatest Farter, by Scribbler. If dad's are good at one thing, it's letting rip! Send this hilarious Father's Day card to make him chuckle.

World's Greatest Farter

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Whether it's your Dad, Step Dad or Grandad, we all know a grumpy bastard who deserves to receive this personalised Scribbler card on Father's Day.

Here's Some Statistics

Use this card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy card.

Dad's Life

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If this is straight out of your Dad's crappy joke repertoire, then get your own back with this funny Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Your Jokes Are Shit

All fathers are grumpy arseholes its just their characters. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Old Arsehole

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