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Rude Father's Day Cards

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I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

It goes without saying- Where do you think you got it from? Celebrate Father's Day with this rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

My Dad But Still A Twat

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Grandad. There's nothing more thoughtful and effective than an acrostic poem at showing someone just what you think of them. We hope your Grandad feels really special when he receives this Scribbler Father's Day card. This yellow Father's Day card says Grandad.

Grandad

All fathers are grumpy arseholes its just their characters. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Old Arsehole

Put Your Feet Up Dad, You Lazy Git. This is his day for celebration and relaxation. No different to any other day, then. A brilliant Father's Day or birthday card for your idle dad, as long as he thinks you're joking.

Dad Lazy Git

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Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad

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It's Father's Day, so make sure your Dad takes it easy! Send him this awesome Scribbler card and put a smile on his face.

Never Mind The Bollocks

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

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So, you weren't planned, take some reassurance that you were the strongest swimmer with this hilariously rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Your Pull Out Game Is Weak

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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Whether it's your Dad, Step Dad or Grandad, we all know a grumpy bastard who deserves to receive this personalised Scribbler card on Father's Day.

Here's Some Statistics

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Happy Father's Day Grandad. Give a special shoutout to your Grandad this Father's Day for being prehistoric but still always up for a laugh! Rude design by Scribbler.  This green Father's Day card says Grandad You Fucking Fossil.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

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Is your Dad broad-minded, or do you resent Father's Day and want to annoy him? This Scribbler card covers both.

Bad Ass Bitch

Is your Mum spreading rumours about your Dad? Let him know and say happy Father's Day with this funny Brainbox Candy card!

Old Lush

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Whether it's your Dad, Step Dad or Grandpa, present him with this thoroughly deserved award and see if he'll crack a smile. Personalised Father's Day card by Scribbler.

You Earned It

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Grumpy Old Git FD, by Scribbler. He's a grumpy old git, but he still deserves a Father's Day card! This one's perfect.

Grumpy Old Git FD

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Years of extensive research have shown that the older your Dad gets, the more of a grumpy old man he becomes. Try and momentarily cure his bad mood with this funny Scribbler Father's Day design.

Grumpy Old Bastard

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