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Anniversary Cards for Girlfriend

Great job swiping right! Make her feel like the luckiest girl in the world with one of our unique anniversary cards that we know your girlfriend will love. Take the opportunity to show how much she means to you and make all her wildest dreams come true - you romantic, you! She’ll be surprised and touched to receive a funny anniversary card featuring her favourite celebrity and who knows how she may reward you… If you’re lucky!

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

You're cuter than Baby Yoda which must make you the cutest thing in the god damn universe. Designed by The Grey Earl.

Yoda Cutest

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Let someone know you'd be willing to cook them an omelette whenever they wanted one with this card designed by Scribbler.

You're Tidy And I Loves You

Let them know what happens when they're around with this naughty Valentine's card from Dean Morris.

Pussy All Excited

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

They may be a controversial character and not to everyone's taste, but who cares, because for you it's definitely love! Valentine's design by Roh Noh.

Love You

Crocs are so 2008 but that doesn't matter, your other half breaks all the fashion rules and you love them for it! So, say Happy Anniversary with this cute card by Rumble Cards.

You Croc My World

Add A Name
Award this personalised Valentine's card to an official orgasm donor and thank them for their generous services. Designed by Scribbler.

Thanks For The Orgasms

Tell a Star Wars fan that your favourite person they are with this adorable design by The Grey Earl.

Yoda Best

A Valentine's card for someone you love (almost) as much as bacon. Let them know you want to lick them up and down! Designed by Scribbler.

Wanna Get Streaky

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