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Valentine's Cards

Love is officially in the air and whatever your relationship status we’ve got you covered this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re playing it cool, crushing hard or already coupled up, send sweet nothings or cheeky one-liners with the funniest, rudest or most romantic Valentine’s card you can find. Browse our online selection of trending Valentine’s cards, perfect for the one you fancy, be it a design for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

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Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl

Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper

Perfect card for a loved one. Say it like it is! OOF!

I Like Your Bangers

A cute buy very cheeky card for your loved one.

Eating You

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Greetings card designed by Banterking

I'm Keeping You

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Send this nice pair of buns to your wonton and only on Valentine's day. Designed by Scribbler.

How About We Dim-Sum Lights

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Duunn dunnn... duuunnn duun! Try adding an element of danger into the bedroom by singing the Jaws theme song and see how your partner reacts. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Can't Wait To Taste You

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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