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Valentine's Cards

Love is officially in the air and whatever your relationship status we’ve got you covered this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re playing it cool, crushing hard or already coupled up, send sweet nothings or cheeky one-liners with the funniest, rudest or most romantic Valentine’s card you can find. Browse our online selection of trending Valentine’s cards, perfect for the one you fancy, be it a design for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

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I love you this much, as much as a dead mouse. Any cat parent will understand the level of love you intend if you send them this cheeky cat card. Design by Whale & Bird.

I Love You This Much Ginger Cat
Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl
Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper
You're the Michael to my Holly

Michael To My Holly
Send this cheeky grey cat card to your favourite feline fanatic! Perfect for any occasion, birthdays, valentines day, anniversaries or simply just because. Design by Whale & Bird.

Sexy And You Know It Cat
You're the Garrett to my Dina

Garrett To My Dina
Perfect card for a loved one. Say it like it is! OOF!

I Like Your Bangers
A cute buy very cheeky card for your loved one.

Eating You
Couples That Shit Jeffrey and Janice card. A bold statement that we are 100% behind. Reach those #couplegoals by sending this hilarious card.

Couple That Shit Jeffrey And Janice
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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You
Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You
Add A Name
You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back
Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face
There was just something about being in the open-air that really whet her appetite. Hilariously rude design by Whale & Bird.

Bernard's Sausage Tasted Better Outdoors
Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick
Greetings card designed by Banterking

I'm Keeping You
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy
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Send this nice pair of buns to your wonton and only on Valentine's day. Designed by Scribbler.

How About We Dim-Sum Lights
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Spend 45 minutes looking for something to watch only to choose a show you've already seen 169 times before! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to a Netflix lover.

Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9Pm?
Everyone knows spooning is best when it leads to forking. Send this Art File design to the little (or big) spoon in your life!

I'm Too Hot Now
Your love was written in the stars! Send this romantic Coconutacha design to your past, present and future.

I Love You To The Moon And Stars And Back Again
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Duunn dunnn... duuunnn duun! Try adding an element of danger into the bedroom by singing the Jaws theme song and see how your partner reacts. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Can't Wait To Taste You
True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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