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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Don't burrito around the bush, wish a friend a fantas-taco birthday with thisxcellent design by Scribbler.

Spec-Taco-Lar Birthday

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Maybe your Mum lives in a cosy cardigan? Then she'll jump-er for joy at this silly Scribbler design, whatever the occasion!

Just A Card-Again

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Some might say this Scribbler card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick

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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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This is definitely not fake news! Get ready to make birthday's great again and give someone a yuge laugh with this design by Scribbler.

Gunna Be Yuge

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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As said by Nessa: Don't get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all is said and done. D'ya know what I mean? Gavin & Stacey inspired personalised Scribbler birthday card.

Age Proper Tidy

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They're so lazy they aren't even going out for their birthday! A personalised card designed by Tache

You Lazy Twat

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Just do the opposite of what Donald Trump would do and your birthday will be great! A personalised card designed by Tache

Birthday Great Again

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Know someone feeling a bit sensitive about reaching a new milestone? Come for their eyesight with this sneaky Scribbler design and let's hope they can read it!

At Your Age

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Whether this is a cruel bluff or you officially cutting off a familymber, send this Whale And Bird card to savagely call out a younger relation hoping for a hand-out.

No Money In This Card

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oops they did it again; they're another year older! Send them a piece of you on their birthday with this personalised age Scribbler design, featuring Britney bitch.

It's Your Age Birthday Bitch

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Personalise this Kali Stileman design to wish a dinosaur lover a dinomite day.

Dino Personalised Card

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