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Send this funny birthday card to a loved one turning 70! I'm not saying you're old... but if you were a whisky you'd be really expensive!

70 Today You'd Be An Expensive Whisky Card

Poppy And Mabel

Send your friends and family turning 70 this fun, moderately insulting 70th Birthday card!

Welcome To Oldtown Card

Rosewood Designs

We really rate this funny 70th birthday card!

How Would You Rate Being Seventy? Card

Tillovision

Wow they're 70! Ease them into their seventies gently with this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative

70 Like 60 Card

Thinkling Creative

Send this funny 70th birthday card designed by Banter king

The Bad News Is You're 70, The Good News Is I'm Not Card

Banterking

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate seventy years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

70 Fucking Years Card

Scribbler

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

70 And Still A Dickhead Card

Banterking

Wish a special mum a happy 70th birthday with this beautiful floral birthday card!

Happy 70th Birthday Mum Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Elegant card with botanical illustration. Ideal to celebrate the 70th anniversary or 70th birthday

Seventy Card

Big Dream Planners

So this is where that smugly annoying expression comes from; and U-Studio has put it on a Birthday card for them.

Seventy Years Young Card

U-Studio

Add An Age

A personalised age birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Fabulous Age Birthday Card

Scribbler

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How did that happen? There's no way around it, let a 70 year old know they're officially old and help them come to terms! Funny birthday design by Scribbler.

You're Seventy Card

Scribbler

Congratulate someone for making it to 70 with this funny Lego brick inspired Birthday card!

70th Birthday Milestone Card

Design By Day

Add An Age

Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Age Say Goodbye Birthday Card

Scribbler

Celebrate that special milestone Birthday in style with this bold and colourful card design for a 70 year old's special day

70th Birthday Card

Sarah Morley Illustration

Send your mum a congratulatory glass of wine for reaching this milestone birthday! If she loves a glass of wine, this is the card for her!

Happy 70th Birthday Mum Card

Running With Scissors

You may grow older and lose hearing, eyesight and loved ones but you will never lose your sense of humour! A birthday card for grandad designed by JellynBean.

Growing Up Is Optional Card

JellynBean

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How old?! Take the piss out of an older friend or relative as they turn the big 70 - rather them than you! Designed by Scribbler.

Seventy Old Age Is Coming For Us Card

Scribbler

Wish a lovely Grandson a lovely christmas with this cute bear christmas card designed by ruth roschatt designs.

Merry Christmas Lovely Grandson Card

Ruth Roschatt Designs

Congratulate a loved one on turning the big 7-0 with this not-so-subtle reminder of just how old they really are! Designed by Redback.

The Big 70 Card

Redback

70 Today Have a Great Day card by Bluebell 33. A good way to celebrate a milestone birthday with this fun eye chart card - that's if they can read it!

70 Today Have A Great Day Card

Bluebell 33

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They've managed until now without growing up so why start now? This Birthday card from King B is the perfect Birthday card for the youthful elder in your life!

Happy 70th Card

King B

70th birthday card to someone who is not as speedy as they once were!

Speed Limit 70th Birthday Card

Pea Green Prints

That's it. They've officially peaked! Mark your loved one's big birthday milestone with this cheeky card by Redback.

Peaked 70 Card

Redback

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