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70th Birthday Cards

Wow, how did that happen? Truly go all out and make it a year to remember by sending a special milestone design to your favourite 70-year-old on their 70th birthday. Celebrate the day in Scribbler style with a seriously funny & unique card for adults, whether you’re looking for her or for him!

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate seventy years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

70 Fucking Years

70 and still a young pup at heart! Celebrate a milestone occasion with this cute birthday design by Forever Funny.

Seventy Dachshund

This birthday card by Claire Giles is all you need to make her 70th birthday extra special.

70th Star

You're not old, you're vintage! This Doodlelove card is ideal for that golden oldie!

70 Splendid

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Do you two share a love of pizza, gaming and cats? Then this Fuzzballs card is perfect to personalise and send to your partner or best friend.

Fuzzballs Photo Frame

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I came here to drink milk and celebrate your birthday and I've just finished my milk! Send this personalised age, IT Crowd inspired card by Scribbler.

Mother Flippin AGE Birthday

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At what age have they officially peaked? You decide! Celebrate a special milestone birthday by personalising this funny Scribbler design.

Woohoo AGE

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Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Say Goodbye To Your

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Oops they did it again; they're another year older! Send them a piece of you on their birthday with this personalised age Scribbler design, featuring Britney bitch.

It's Your AGE Birthday Bitch

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Send a queen for the day this wonderful Scribbler card and upload a photo to mark the occasion.

Birthday Queen!

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Menopause effects women at different times so please personalise the age accordingly! Have a laugh at the inevitable situation with this Scribbler birthday design.

AGE You're Still Hot

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They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny card from King B.

Happy 70th

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Say happy birthday to your bestie with this adorable Scribbler photo upload card.

Happy Birthday!

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A personalised age birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Fabulous AGE Birthday

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