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You’re the present… now time to unwrap! Make her feel like the luckiest girl in the world with one of our unique birthday cards your girlfriend will love. Take the opportunity to show how much she means to you and make all her wildest birthday wishes come true - you romantic, you! She’ll be touched to receive a funny design featuring her favourite celebrity. Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your mum!

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For a rare and special find, tell her she's pearl-fect with this punny Scribbler design.

Pearl-friend

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Hmm get naked in yellow sounds intriguing to me... Get her down to her birthday suit and give her a very special present, as well as this funny Scribbler design.

Get Naked But In Yellow

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Pour your heart out and send a love note to your girlfriend to keep her sweet. Designed by Scribbler.

Lots Of Love To My Girlfriend

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Not just some common b*tch, she's your girlfriend! Let her know that her love sustains you like oatmeal with this Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Girlfriend You Hot Piece Of Ass

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You've got her the card, brownie points for you - now let's get down to the good stuff! A funny and only half joking Scribbler card to send your girlfriend.

My Gorgeous Girlfriend

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I saw a tiger, and the tiger saw a man! Give them a laugh on their birthday with this roar-some Tiger King inspired design by Rumble Cards.

Wishing You An Exotic Birthday

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If like us, you're still not over Normal People, send this Scribbler design to someone who's as obsessed with Connell (and his chain) as you. Dare we say, he could give Timoth?e a run for his money!

Connell Me By Your Name

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Be brutally honest with this Filthy Sentiments card you felt obligated to buy, whatever the occasion. It's not that you don't like them, you just don't like them THAT much.

Reasons I Bought This Card

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Be brutally honest with this Filthy Sentiments card you felt obligated to buy, whatever the occasion. It's not that you don't like them, you just don't like them THAT much.

Reasons I Bought This Card

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*Inserts lots of fire emojis* Send this flaming hot birthday design by Pearly Ivy to the spice in your life.

Birthday Hot Stuff

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What more could you want for your birthday than a good old fist up the arse?! Or any occasion really. Just us? Ok, we'll see ourselves out! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Up The Arse? Elle Yeah

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A magical quarantine card inspired by Harry Potter himself with the power to bust isolation with a simple promise of butter beer.

Go For A Butter Beer With You

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The obvious Foggish card for a very dirty-minded birthday girl. We hope it's her lucky night!

Filthy Slutbag Dreams

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The obvious Foggish card for a very dirty-minded birthday girl. We hope it's her lucky night!

All Your Wildest Dreams

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Wish someone an exotic birthday with this roarsome Tiger King inspired design by Foggish.

Happy Birthday Tiger

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12 years of this?? Sirius is a patient man. If lockdown has taught us anything, it's that we would not fair well in prison. Harry Potter inspired isolation design by Scribbler.

I Did My Waiting

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There are people full-on turning their living room into a night club. F*ck Coronavirus, you can totally download House Party and still party like it's your birthday in isolation! Designed by Scribbler.

Gonna Self Isolate Like It's Yo Birthday

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Go Shawty It's Yo Birthday. You'd much rather be spending it In Da Club but due to this Coronavirus lockdown, you'll just have to make do! Hilarious isolation birthday card by Scribbler. This yellow isolation card says It's Yo Birthday and has a drawing of 50 Cent.

Go Shawty It's Yo Birthday

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Happy Birthday From You Know Who. Share your love for Harry Potter and Slytherin into their birthday celebrations with this anonymous design by Scribbler. Who else could it be from?! This blue card says Happy Birthday and has a drawing of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter.

Happy Birthday From You Know Who

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Happy Birthday Sweetheart. Lockdown may stop them from going to the pub this year so bring the Queen Vic to them with this Eastenders inspired birthday design by Scribbler. This yellow card says Happy Birthday Sweethart and has a drawing of Pat Butcher, Eastenders.

Happy Birthday Sweetheart

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Happy 60th To My Favourite Dinosaur. Everyone knows that Ross had some of the funniest moments in FRIENDS! Send this hilarious 60th birthday card to a lover of this goofy paleontologist. Designed by Scribbler. This green birthday card says Happy 60th and has a drawing of Ross from FRIENDS.

Happy 60th To My Favourite Dinosaur

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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