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Does what it says on the cover. A whole new meaning to hardback. Challenge your (male) friends. Who has the best fire hose?. Ideal gift for that one mate who always flops it out. Although the book - Penis Pokey doesn't actually contain any nudity, swearing or sexual content of any kind, it's one hell of a rude book! Quite impressive we say. What this book lacks in vulgar content, it more than makes up for in audience participation. The large die cut hole in the centre may be a bit of a giveaway, but for anyone slow on the uptake, the title of the book should definitely make you realise what's in store for this read. You will use your appendage to complete the colourful and dazzling drawings inside. How will your old chap look as a fire hose? Perhaps it's more suited to a missing banana? Maybe though a sea serpents head is more up its alley. Whatever the (adult) occasion, this hilarious book is bound to make a star out of your old boy, no matter what you have him poking through!

Penis Pokey

£7.99

Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Boobie Pop

£2.99

Lick me!. Calling all cock-suckers. The world's first multi-coloured, multi-flavoured penis lollipop. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. What's better than a lolly in the shape of a willy? A rainbow willy, of course! This Rainbow Cock Pop is the perfect shape to be sucked and makes for a highly satisfying sweet treat. It would make a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates the male form, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Rainbow Cock Pop

£3.99

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Super soft. Friendly faced. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Go purple with this edition of the vivacious vegetable collection from Jellycat. Its smiley face makes the toy very sweet. It could represent… other things… as well!

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Aubergine

£13.50

The original hard candy message of love. Treat yourself to a bag of mini heart-shaped sugar sweeties. Each heart is printed with a cheesy message such as. "Be Mine", "Kiss Me", "My Guy , "Cutie Pie", or "Miss You". Suitable for vegetarians.

Love Hearts

£3.99

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Cute socks with a little sausage dog motif. Great gifts to express your true ‘long time' love. Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane. Unisex size 6-11. Don't say it with flowers this year… be original and declare your love in these Scribbler exclusive socks, an ideal gift for that special person in your life that has everything apart from these socks!

Long Time Socks

£5.99

Forget diets... Forget the gym... Forget everything you knew about losing weight! Did you know every aspect of shagging burns calories? Fact: a 4-10 minute hand job burns 50 calories - that's the equivalent of 1/3 McDonald's original cheese burger! A happy ending for a Happy Meal, not bad eh? This novelty book tells you how many calories each position will burn so what are you waiting for? Get shagging and get slim! Please bear in mind this book will not work miracles, it only aids weight loss as part of a calory controled diet.

Shag Yourself Slim

£7.99

Fabulous Fruit Peach . Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Jellycat Fabulous Fruit Peach

£12.50

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Youre The Tits Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Youre The Tits Socks

£5.99

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>WE MEAN THE BIRD!!! We're not always rude, you know! Keep your feet toasty with a cute little Blue Tit! Unisex, adult size 6-11 BELLEND SOCKS If there are no other words to describe someone other than ‘bellend', then what a perfect gift these socks will make. Let's face it – we ALL know at least 5 people these would be perfect for. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Nice Tits Socks

£5.99

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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Do you have feet? Do you love cock? Then what more could you want?! Socks that state the obvious. Unisex, adult size 6-11 I'M A RAY OF SUNSHINE SOCKS For that shining, happy, positive friend of yours. Or the miserable sod in the office – your choice. Unisex, adult size 6-11

I Love Cock Socks

£5.99

Time for a quickie? Naughty twist on the classic game.�For adults looking to have a f*cking good time. 52 playing cards illustrated with creative sex positions.�2+ players. You�ve played Swear Snap, now how about turning it up a notch with all-new Sex Snap? Fast, fun and dirty, this X-rated version of snap will spice up game night with friends or date night with your partner. It only takes two to tango and maybe you can even give some of your favourite positions a try? This adults only game would make a great gift for Valentine�s Day with guaranteed after dinner fun.

Sex Snap Card Game

£6.99

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The planet’s great but their bum’s even better…
Great gift for an aspiring astronomer
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Q: Does this joke ever get old? A: No.
Send your lover these blue and grey, space-themed socks with a pun as old as time and get ready to boldly go where no man has ever gone before!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this rude design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of at least one special person who deserves these naughty, out of this world socks in their life!

I Like Uranus Socks

£5.99

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Not socks AGAIN?!
A self-aware novelty present
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

Want to give them a present that absolutely stinks? You’ve come to the right place!
Great for all occasions where a sh*t present is required, send them these grey and black socks that are what they say on the tin – total crap!
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this crappy design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these rude socks in their life!

Crap Present Socks

£5.99

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<ul><li>Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do!</li><li>Fleury Daisy by Jellycat would be a great flowery, feature on any bed. Who wouldn't want to wake up to that sunny, smiling face every morning?</li><li>This super soft daisy is the perfect floppy cuddle companion.</li><li>Dimensions: 21cm high, 21cm wide (Small)</li></ul>

Jellycat Fleury Daisy - Small

£20.00

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Rainbow Hearts Flat Wrap

£1.75

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Happy Hearts 2m Gift Wrap

£3.75

<ul><li>I willy love you! </li><li>Handmade dark, milk & white Belgian chocolate </li><li>Gift box with 9 x novelty edible willies </li><li>Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist!) </li><li>Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm </li></ul><p>Feeling naughty? You’re in for a real treat with these cheeky chocolate willies! The perfect gift for a friend or lover on any special occasion, or just to show you’re pleased to see them. <br /><br />Packaged in a smart gift box, this chocolate collection has been handmade in Somerset using the finest Belgian milk, dark and white chocolate. Go on, give ‘em a taste! <br /><br />Please be aware that is product contains milk and soya and may contain nuts. Store in a cool dry place. </p>

Chocolate Willies

£12.00

<ul><li>Tits delicious! </li><li>Handmade dark, milk & white Belgian chocolate </li><li>Gift box with 9 x novelty edible boobies </li><li>Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist!) </li><li>Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm </li></ul><p>Feeling naughty? You’re in for a real treat with these cheeky chocolate boobs! The perfect gift for a friend or lover on any special occasion, or just to show they’re your breastie. <br /><br />Packaged in a smart gift box, this chocolate collection has been handmade in Somerset using the finest Belgian milk, dark and white chocolate. Go on, give ‘em a bite! <br /><br />Please be aware that is product contains milk, soya and natural carmine colouring which is not suitable for vegetarians. It may also contain nut traces. Store in a cool dry place. </p>

Chocolate Boobs

£12.00

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