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Birthday Cards for Partner

For the one you love! Spice things up by sending an extra special birthday card to your partner this year and showing how thankful you are they were born. A great excuse to turn up the romance and surprise that special someone with a saucy or suggestive sentiment that’ll put a smile on their face. Browse our popular food & drink inspired cards for some quality innuendos! Whether you’re looking for a card for your girlfriend or boyfriend, side-piece or friend with benefits, why not take labels out of the equation and focus on the love?

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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock

Nothing says Happy Birthday quite like a balloon penis, am I right? Send this cheeky Lucy Maggie design to someone who's never growing up.

Definitely Not Wiser

Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

The perfect birthday card for a party animal!    Cute printed leopards having a party with their party hats and balloons

Party Animal

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile

Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can'T See The Jam

Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

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