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Birthday Cards for Partner

For the one you love! Spice things up by sending an extra special birthday card to your partner this year and showing how thankful you are they were born. A great excuse to turn up the romance and surprise that special someone with a saucy or suggestive sentiment that’ll put a smile on their face. Browse our popular food & drink inspired cards for some quality innuendos! Whether you’re looking for a card for your girlfriend or boyfriend, side-piece or friend with benefits, why not take labels out of the equation and focus on the love?

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Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender Birthday card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can't See The Jam Card

Lucilla Lavender

Treat them to this brilliant Birthday card by Poppy And Mabel and make their day!

French Bulldog Birthday Card

Poppy And Mabel

Say happy birthday to the sexiest beast you know with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Sexy Beast Card

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There's always one who turns up last but is the first to pass out. Send this Scribbler Birthday card to someone who's an absolute fucking lightweight.

Fucking Lightweight Card

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Swallow. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude Anniversary card.

Swallow Card

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How does one even adult? Send this Anniversary card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Fully Functioning Adults Card

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card

Do Something David

There's always one friend that tries to pretend the passing of time doesn't exist for them ? but where's the fun in that?! Yearly reminder designed by Poet & Painter.

Little Birdy Told Me Card

Poet & Painter

Unleash your inner diva and let that special princess in your life know how truly fabulous (and exhausting) they are!

It's Exhausting Being This Fabulous Card

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Just take a minute to let that joke sink in! And, there you go! Vegans only please. Designed by Scribbler.

If He's Not A Vegan Card

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Rolling can become harder when you get older with your eyes giving up on you maybe higher a joint roller? A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Problems With Their Joints Card

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Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring Card

Lesser Spotted Images

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

50 And Still A Dickhead Card

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard Card

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Fifty Pound Lentil Card

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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The perfect Birthday card to send a friend or loved one turning 40!

Thirties Have Expired Card

Poppy And Mabel

So, this Lucilla Lavender Anniversary card might be the most relatable thing we've ever seen! You go out for milk, and come back with bags of shopping and no milk!

Did You Remember The Milk? Card

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck Card

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch Card

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This U-Studio is both loving and annoying. How appropriate for an anniversary.

I Love Being Married Card

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Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet Card

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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card

Do Something David

Your pussy might fix a lot of things, but it might not be able to fix your car! Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to your friends on any occasion.

There No Problem A Play With My Pussy Won?T Fix Card

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