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Birthday Cards for Partner

For the one you love! Spice things up by sending an extra special birthday card to your partner this year and showing how thankful you are they were born. A great excuse to turn up the romance and surprise that special someone with a saucy or suggestive sentiment that’ll put a smile on their face. Browse our popular food & drink inspired cards for some quality innuendos! Whether you’re looking for a card for your girlfriend or boyfriend, side-piece or friend with benefits, why not take labels out of the equation and focus on the love?

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Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender Birthday card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can't See The Jam Card

Lucilla Lavender

Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake Card

Poet & Painter

Who knew that butterflies loved a glass of bubbly? Make sure to send this Birthday card from Ink Inc to a person who loves a good glass of fizz - and deserves one!

Butterfly Pink Fizz Card

Ink Inc

Make your friends and loved ones laugh with this rude, retro telephone operator Birthday card for all occasions.

Putting You Through To Someone Who Gives A F*Ck Card

CrazyWombat

They are 50 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fifty Still A Twat Card

Cunning Linguist

It's your Birthday! If you have a friend who loves cheesy random jokes, then why not show your friend this punny Brainbox Candy card.

It's Your Birthday I Camembert The Excitement Card

Brainbox Candy

A rather naughty (but very funny) design in appreciation of big willly's! Happy birthday big boy!!

Happy Birthday Big Boy Card

Adam Regester Design

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score Card

Whale And Bird

Alright boss man? Give this Star Wars inspired Anniversary card to someone who oozes Big Jabba Energy and make sure they find it funny, not offensive. Designed by The Grey Earl.

Ya Absolute Belter Card

The Grey Earl

Those nights are the best nights, aren't they? Let them know what you've got planned with this silly Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

Pencilled You In Card

Brainbox Candy

When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird Birthday card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry Card

Whale And Bird

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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Menopause effects women at different times so please personalise the age accordingly! Have a laugh at the inevitable situation with this Scribbler birthday design.

Age You're Still Hot Card

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch Card

Bold and Bright

You!ve got a fantastic ass just make sure your birthday is as good or if possible better. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Birthday Nice Ass Card

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Poor Alan, we hope he doesn't realise what his mum also loves. Send this brilliantly clever Birthday card by Scribbler and make them smile.

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa Card

Scribbler

It's Your B-Day Let's Get Smashed. Maybe it's your other half's birthday? Make sure they avo great time and get absolutely smashed! Designed by The Cardy Club. This white birthday card says Let's Get Smashed and has a drawing of avocados drinking.

It's Your B-Day Let's Get Smashed Card

The Cardy Club

Midlife crisis is imbued so make sure you prepare for it. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

50 Years An Arsehole Card

Bold and Bright

How does one even adult? Send this Anniversary card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Fully Functioning Adults Card

Whale And Bird

Send some big gay birthday wishes with this card celebrating that the gays love a rainbow, a fruity cocktail and a unicorn - Designed by Blind Faith

The Gay's Love A Fruity Cocktail Card

Blind Faith

Basket Of Cats. Brighten someone's day with this basket full of cats on this card by Alicorn Cards. This cream card has a drawing of a basket of cats and says a basket of cats.

Basket Of Cats Card

Alicorn Cards

Knock their socks off with this sweet Whale And Bird card, perfect for Valentine's or your Anniversary.

I'm So Lost Without You Card

Whale And Bird

Make sure they know that you put as little effort as possible into their birthday this year by sending this Whale & Bird design.

Bought The Worst Card I Could Find Card

Whale And Bird

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Sometime's your partner does something silly and you start to wonder why you're with them. Other times they make it all worth it! Send this Scribbler Anniversary card and show them how much you love them.

Why He Put Up With Her Shit Card

Scribbler

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