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Birthday Cards for Partner

For the one you love! Spice things up by sending an extra special birthday card to your partner this year and showing how thankful you are they were born. A great excuse to turn up the romance and surprise that special someone with a saucy or suggestive sentiment that’ll put a smile on their face. Browse our popular food & drink inspired cards for some quality innuendos! Whether you’re looking for a card for your girlfriend or boyfriend, side-piece or friend with benefits, why not take labels out of the equation and focus on the love?

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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry
For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer
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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard
Rolling can become harder when you get older with your eyes giving up on you maybe higher a joint roller? A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Problems With Their Joints
How does one even adult? Send this card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

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Poor Alan, we hope he doesn't realise what his mum also loves. Send this brilliantly clever card by Scribbler and make them smile.

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa
Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake
Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock
Nothing says Happy Birthday quite like a balloon penis, am I right? Send this cheeky Lucy Maggie design to someone who's never growing up.

Definitely Not Wiser
So, this Lucilla Lavender card might be the most relatable thing we've ever seen! You go out for milk, and come back with bags of shopping and no milk!

Did You Remember The Milk?
Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die
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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass
How very summer 2020, "staycation" anyone? These frank Whale and Bird cards always get a laugh for any occasion.

Camping In The Garden
This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew
Celebrate your partners birthday because where would you be without them?! Designed by Redback.

Worked Out Pretty Well For Me
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy
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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card
The perfect birthday card for a party animal! Cute printed leopards having a party with their party hats and balloons

Party Animal
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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts
This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile
Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can'T See The Jam
Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring
Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score
Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

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