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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings Card
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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card
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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this Birthday card by Do Something David.

Target Weight Card
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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card
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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card
A card that your mum would have loved to give you when you were younger to remind you of what a pain you were! A card designed by Do something David.

Big Disappointment Card
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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit Card
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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card
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Send a clear message this year with this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Don't Touch My Fucking Gin Card
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Hmm, if the elf clothes fit, wear them! Send someone this adorable Christmas card by Do Something David and make them go awww.

I Am Not A Fucking Elf Card
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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
Christmas caroling for the Tik Tok generation... Make sure there's plenty of ho, ho, hos in the house with this hilarious retro design by Do Something David.

Wet Ass Pussy Card
It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card
They're doing great so far try and motivate them to go another 40 years with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

40 Great Work Card
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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card
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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age Card
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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness Card
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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
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At least she knows what she wants! Tell grandma not to bother with the knitting, they want cold hard cash this year with this naughty Christmas card by Do Something David.

I Want Cash Card
Take the piss out of your favourite vegan at Christmas with this funny design by Do Something David.

Merry Christmas Vegan Scum Card
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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of Birthday cards by Do Something David.

40 Today Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card
You may not have gotten them a present but you aren't enough of a bastard to not get them a card, are you? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Guess Who Got You Fuck All Card

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