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Send this funny favourite Dinosaur meme Birthday card to a friend or loved one for a laugh. Now they are older, no one will ever ask them what their favourite Dinosaur is! Designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Funny Favourite Dinosaur Meme Birthday Card

Cupsie's Creations

Too special for just a birthday card, so remind them to keep the envelope too! Designed by SixElevenCreations.

Keep The Envelope Birthday Card

Six Eleven Creations

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap Card

Bold and Bright

Maybe you know a poor sod who's December birthday gets bundled in with Christmas every year. Save yourself the extra effort and celebrate two for the price of one with this Buddy Fernandez card.

Birthday And Christmas Card

Buddy Fernandez

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Send this brilliantly rude birthday card to take the piss out of a mate whose pubes are turning grey! Designed by Scribbler.

Touching Bog Water Card

Scribbler

Send this cheeky card to your favourite peachy bummed birthday girl! Perfect for gym lovers and squatters!

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Peachy As Your Bum Card

Amelia Ellwood

Send a mate or family member chill vibes on their birthday with this low key Streetgreets design innit.

Bruv Happy Birthday Innit Card

Streetgreets

When you learn to stop giving a fuck that is when you will finally be happy. A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wise Woman Card

Brainbox Candy

Darth loved his Stormy the hoover for Christmas. Finally, he could clean up the dark side. This Quite Good Birthday card is perfect for that Star Wars fan in your life.

Stormy The Hoover Card

Quite Good Cards

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs Card

Bold and Bright

They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch Card

Bold and Bright

This is a PSA directed personally to the birthday girl! Why go out, when you can stay in and dance like nobody's watching in your underwear? Designed by Sadler Jones.

Party Pants Card

Sadler Jones

This Birthday card is perfect for someone who just can't be arsed.

Dave Can't Be Arsed Card

Tillovision

You're sending an actual birthday card instead of a text. That's called being very thoughtful. Make sure they know. Card designed by SixElevenCreations.

I'm Thoughtful Birthday Card

Six Eleven Creations

It's party season, so cheer up your mates and family with this retro-themed card to celebrate Christmas, birthdays or any other parties.

Vodka Martini Card For Christmas And Parties Card

CrazyWombat

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag Card

Bold and Bright

This Birthday card is perfect for anyone who's lost count of their age.

Even Inbred Ned Can't Figure Out How Old You Card

Tillovision

This is probably the greatest Blackadder Birthday card since Speckled Jim arrived with orders to advance and got shot to smithereens. Designed by Middle Mouse.

My Most Enthusiastic Contrafibularities Card

Middle Mouse

Happy Meds. General Greeting Birthday card by KissMeKwik. Maybe you're super happy to be alive on this wonderful day, but it's probably just your medication kicking in.

Happy Meds Card

KissMeKwik

Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake Card

Poet & Painter

Send this cute, heartwarming soul sister card to your bestie and show them how much you appreciate them!

Soul Sister Card

Paper Trail

New In

Send the non-virgin in your life this cheeky and rather naughty birthday card, especially if their nickname is Fish Flaps!

Cheeky, Funny And Rude Fish Flaps Birthday Card.

Prints With Personality

Midlife crisis is imbued so make sure you prepare for it. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

50 Years An Arsehole Card

Bold and Bright

A colourful explosion of 1980s pop culture; the perfect Birthday card to fill any 80s baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980s Card

Lesser Spotted Images