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If you're ever worried about your eyesight, the government recommends you should ALWAYS get in a car and drive to Barnard Castle. Stay alert on your birthday with this Scribbler design.

Celebrate Your Birthday

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch

Give this card to that one balloon who's always letting out naughty little puffs of air! Wish a friend a happy birthday with this gassy design by Whale & Bird.

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer

We can't lie, he's not asked after you once. A cat-lover will appreciate this amusing birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Birthday From The Cat

Ahh noo, you've gone and ruined the surprise now! A cat owner will find the funny side of this all to relatable birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Got You An Excellent Present

So I'm sensing that you kinda like this person, huh? Show just how much you love them with this gushing Sooshichacha birthday card.

Very Best Fave Human Ever

Look on the brightside: you may be completely alone on your birthday but at least you don't have to share your cake with anyone! Isolation birthday design by Stormy Knight.

More Cake For You

Rolling can become harder when you get older with your eyes giving up on you maybe higher a joint roller? A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Problems With Their Joints

How does one even adult? Send this card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Fully Functioning Adults

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We suggest a "pub crawl" where you have a pint in each room of the house, just to spice things up a bit. Wish someone a Happy Isolation Birthday with this Scribbler design.

Anywhere Nice For Your Birthday

Remember when you wasn't allowed to swear? That shit was hella boring. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Poo Bum Willy

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What better way to celebrate your birthday in isolation than washing your hands another bazillion times - just to be safe! After Coronavirus this song will be forever tarnished. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday To You

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Appropriate Social Distance. Hello from the other siiiiddddde! Wish them a happy Coronavirus filled birthday from at least 2 metres away, with this Scribbler isolation inspired design. This blue isolation card says Wishing You Happy Birthday.

Appropriate Social Distance

There really isn!t believe me I tried for this description, hydrating adultly? No idea. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

No Classy Way To Say Binge Drink

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Happy Birthdae. Muggles won't get this card. Send this magical Scribbler birthday design to a Harry Potter fan still waiting for their Hogwarts letter and tell them: yer a wizard! This white birthday card says Happee Birthdae and has a drawing of Harry Potter's birthday cake.

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Send a friend this seriously fresh birthday card with a pun-derful design by Lucy Maggie.

Birthday Is Mint

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

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If you're going to blame anyone, blame that bitch Carole Baskin. Don!t beat around the bush with this Tiger King inspired Birthday card.

Quarantine Birthday

Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS