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Brian might want to watch where he puts that thing, he might poke someone's eye out with it. Do you know a bike fanatic? Get them this brilliant Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Feeling Pretty Stiff Card

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You Card

Scribbler

This is a cool birthday Anniversary card from Redback with a fun poem to make anyone smile. Not too rude for your parents, either.

Roses Are Greeting Cards Are White Card

Redback

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To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I love this card and a quick search on google seems to attest that a lot of other people do. This has always been very popular in France. I keep thinking I should change vegetarian to vegan, but for this classic I???m keeping it as it has always been.

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

Cheesy Love Card

Scribbler

Your love was written in the stars! Send this romantic Coconutacha design to your past, present and future.

I Love You To The Moon And Stars And Back Again Card

Coconutacha

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A Anniversary card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious Anniversary card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious Card

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons Card

Scribbler

Let them know you're never going to split because your bananas about them with this cute Sadler Jones Anniversary card.

Bananas About You Card

Sadler Jones

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck Card

Scribbler

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris Anniversary card now.

Suck My Dick Card

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Send this cute Memelou card and let someone know you think they're bloody fantastic.

I'm Your Biggest Fan Card

Memelou

Send this Quite Good Anniversary card to your love to let them know that they may have stolen your heart, but you want them to keep it forever.

You Stole My Heart Card

Quite Good Cards

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Come on baby light my fire! Show them how brilliant they are with this cute Valentine's Wedding card by Scribbler.

Perfect Match Card

Scribbler

Spread some lovely vibes, because it doesn't get any sweeter than this adorable Whale And Bird Anniversary card.

You Look Nice Today Card

Whale And Bird

Let your partner know just how much you love them with this adorable Lucilla Lavender Anniversary card.

You Make Me This Happy Card

Lucilla Lavender

Send your loved one this funny pun Anniversary card and let them know you love them with all your heart - oops you meant fart!

I Love You With All My Fart Card

Gabi And Gaby

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Not very good with words? Send this Scribbler card and pop the question. Probably best to sign your real name on this one.

Will You Be My Valentine? Card

Scribbler

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day Card

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But the fact that they're now reading this means that you didn't just consider it, you went ahead and bought it. No regrets, otters are fab. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Are Like No Otter Card

Some Ink Nice

Do you like Bailey's? You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe? Play some love games with Old Gregg and send this amazing Foggish Anniversary card!

Fuzzy Little Man Peach Card

Foggish

Crotchless Panties. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. This Anniversary card is both silly and saucy, perfect for anyone who loves a bit of both.

Crotchless Panties Card

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