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Did somebody say Just Eat?. Ultimate takeaway tie-breaker. Dice of six food options. Pizza or Chinese?. Roll to decide your fate. When you're a massive foodie and EVERYTHING is tickling your fancy! Leave the ummm-ing and ahhh-ing in the past and let the dice make the decision for you. Never again will you find yourselves arguing over what to have for dinner - all you have to do is decide what to order (good luck with that)! Give this unique novelty gift to your partner on Valentine's Day and get ready for a much easier life. Use the dice as a tie-breaker to keep the peace and you'll soon see lover's tiffs reduced by approximately 68% (not guaranteed). What the dice says goes!

Takeaway Decision Making Dice

£3.99

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Wear them with pride!
Rude gift for a birthday wanker
Pairs well with a birthday suit
Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
Unisex size 6-11

If they weren’t enough of an idiot already, these hilarious socks will be the icing on top of the cake!
Send this top tier birthday gift of a pair of striking blue and orange novelty socks that will leave no one in doubt as to who the birthday wanker is…
It takes a confident kind of person to strut their stuff in this quirky design but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm – what’s not to love? We’re sure you can think of a few people who deserve these wacky, insulting socks on their special day!

Birthday Wanker Socks

£5.99

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Fabulous Fruit Banana is so laid-back, lounging in stretchy golden fur! With a dapper brown stalk, stitchy peel and a splendid sunny smile, this bright banana might just hang out for a while!

Jellycat Fabulous Fruit Banana

£12.50

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Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

Itty Bitty Titty Mug

£8.99

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<p>Surprise your loved one with a brilliant Scribbler gift that's totally out of the box and trust us, they won't be disappointed!</p>

Amuseabean Kitty Jellycat

£17.00

A comical twist on a card game classic. Great for adults (only) looking to have a f*cking good time. Easy to play. Attractive and bold designs. 2+ players. Looking for a quick game of something easy, fun and a bit naughty? Then this foul-mouthed version of the classic game snap is a great game to add to the roster. With it's beautifully designed cards showcasing some of the best dirty words out there, this version of snap will get all participants laughing.

Swear Snap

£6.99

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<ul> <li>Introducing a new chocolate love a-fair!</li> <li>White strawberry cheesecake 28%</li> <li>180g of deliciousness</li> <li>100% slave free product</li> <li>Suitable for vegetarians</li></ul><p>Good news! Ben & Jerry's are joining Tony's in their mission to make ALL chocolate 100% slave free and to celebrate this match made in heaven, they've launched two new special edition chocolate bars - whoop whoop!<br /><br />The Tony's Chocolonely x Ben & Jerry's White Strawberry Cheesecake Bar is inspired by Ben & Jerry's classic ice cream flavour: Strawberry Cheesecake! Choca-block full of sticky strawberries and crumbly biscuit pieces, this seriously creamy white chocolate is a sweet-tooth's dream. If you're a fan of the ice cream then you've simply gotta try this one!<br /><br />Please be aware that this chocolate contains milk and soya and may contain traces of gluten, eggs, peanuts and tree nuts.</p>

Tony's x Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake

£4.50

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Super soft. Friendly faced. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Go purple with this edition of the vivacious vegetable collection from Jellycat. Its smiley face makes the toy very sweet. It could represent… other things… as well!

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Aubergine

£13.50

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Brown Paper Rollwrap

£2.50

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Get your five-a-day in an adorable way with Amuseable Avocado! Scrummily green and soft, our veggie chum has a natty two-tone jacket in speckled fur. We love that squashy, suedey stone and those jiggly cordy legs. A summer scamp with a big stitch smile - good for you in every way!

Jellycat Amuseable Avocado Small

£17.00

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Big Gay Socks

£5.99

Pooey, these jokes STINK!. Pitiful puns. Crap wisecracks. Lame one-liners. …You get the idea!. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To get over his disappointing summer! This Little Book Of Shit Jokes really does what it says on the tin. Make sure not to get your expectations too high cos it's filled from start to finish with complete stinkers that'll make you cry until you laugh! This ultimate collection of jokes that are so bad they're great is the perfect novelty gift for any fan of cringey puns or groan-worthy dad jokes. Carry it wherever you go for must-have ice-breakers to lighten up any occasion - like a lead balloon that is!

The Little Book Of Shit Jokes

£6.99

Essential guide to getting fit. It's the SHIIT. Ultimate multi-tasking. Includes 40 black and white illustrations. You've probably heard of a HIIT workout, but have you heard of the latest new fitness craze that's sweeping the nation faster than diarrhoea? Why bother with paying for a gym membership when your own bathroom will do the job, you don't even have to get up! Get fit from the comfort of your toilet with this book of essential SHIIT exercises you can do while taking a shit. Make full use of all that otherwise wasted sitting down time with different exercises of varying intensities, illustrated and explained for beginners. These are all rated on a scale of 1 to 4 shits difficulty rating so you can gradually build up your workout. This would make a hilarious gift for someone who wants to get fit this New Year, or maybe your dad who spends an inordinate amount of time sat on the toilet!

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

£7.99

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<p><span>Go all out with your baby shower celebrations and make sure it’s a day to remember (and immortalise on social media) with this amazing baby block balloon decoration. The perfect centrepiece or photo backdrop for your event, these four stylish, white pop-up blocks spell out ‘Baby’ and are gender neutral whether it’s a boy or a girl!</span><span> </span></p>
<p><span>Each pack contains: 4 x boxes at 30cm x 30cm with an acetate window, 60 x 5-inch white balloons and 4 x letter stickers.</span><span> </span></p>

Baby Blocks Filled with Balloons

£21.99

Embrace girl power with this beautiful typography print by Tree x Three. Published by East End Prints and manufactured eco-consciously in the UK. Each time you buy a print or card from East End Prints we donate a percentage of each sale to Cool Earth who work alongside local communities to combat the effects of deforestation in the Amazon.<p>Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.</p><p>Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.</p>

Girls Just Wanna Art Print by Tree x Three

£19.95

More llama-ring around for you. We love this llama print by artist duo Sissi and Seb. Hang it in the kids bedroom or near your pot plan collection to highlight the botanical details. Published by East End Prints and manufactured eco-consciously in the UK. Each time you buy a print or card from East End Prints we donate a percentage of each sale to Cool Earth who work alongside local communities to combat the effects of deforestation in the Amazon.<p>Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.</p><p>Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.</p>

Llama Art Print by Sissi and Seb

£19.95

Feel regal with this geometric Queen Elizabeth II inspired print. Available in A2 or A3, framed and unframed. Published by East End Prints and manufactured eco-consciously in the UK. Each time you buy a print or card from East End Prints we donate a percentage of each sale to Cool Earth who work alongside local communities to combat the effects of deforestation in the Amazon.<p>Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.</p><p>Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.</p>

Queenie Art Print by Studio Cockatoo

£19.95

You get a car!, if only there were more inspirational figures like Oprah Winfrey represented in the world. Black feminist icon art print by Studio Cockatoo. Published by East End Prints and manufactured eco-consciously in the UK. Each time you buy a print or card from East End Prints we donate a percentage of each sale to Cool Earth who work alongside local communities to combat the effects of deforestation in the Amazon.<p>Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.</p><p>Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.</p>

Oprah Art Print by Studio Cockatoo

£19.95

This print by Jason Ratliff would make a perfect gift for the fantasy film lover in your life. Published by East End Prints and manufactured eco-consciously in the UK. Each time you buy a print or card from East End Prints we donate a percentage of each sale to Cool Earth who work alongside local communities to combat the effects of deforestation in the Amazon.<p>Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.</p><p>Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.</p>

Family Traits Art Print by Jason Ratliffe

£19.95

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Fuck Spreadsheets Socks

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