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If there's a wh*re in this house who's obsessed with WAP, send them this funny Cardi B inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Wap-py Birthday

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This birthday card designed by Pedges Houseboat should also be available in braille due to obvious reasons.

I Just Called To Say

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Yo gonna paw-ty like it's yo birthday! Any dachshund lover will adore this cute, 50 Cent inspired card by Sooshichacha.

Go Shawty It's Yo Birthday

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Finally you can all admit that none of you can actually be bothered with the effort of going out and then taking a full week (at least) to recover. Live the birthday dream with this funny design by Lucy Maggie.

Get Into Our Pyjamas

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Robert Pattinson loves Harry Potter a million times more than Twilight, pass it on. Send this nostalgic Scribbler design to your favourite Hufflepuff on their birthday.

Hufflepuff Those Candles Out

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There are people full-on turning their living room into a night club. F*ck Coronavirus, you can totally download House Party and still party like it's your birthday in isolation! Designed by Scribbler.

Gonna Self Isolate Like It's Yo Birthday

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Counting the days until we're finally allowed Out, Out again, around about Phase 86! Have a laugh at Boris's rules with this lockdown inspired birthday design by Rumble Cards.

You Can Go Out But Not Out Out

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Send birthday kisses from Trump to your friends and enemies alike, though not if they have weak stomachs. Designed by Dean Morris Cards.

Birthday Kisses From Donald

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Didn't they have a birthday last year? These cards add up you know. A card designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Oh Shit Here We Go Again

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Send this Quite Good card with the kind gesture of a donation to a re-election campaign. It's what you wanted... Isn't it?

Trump Re-Election

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Stay The Fuck At Home Birthday. For once we advise that you listen to Boris! A birthday spent in isolation is not the one, but far better than one spent in hospital with Coronavirus, am I right? Designed by Scribbler. This blue isolation card says Happy Birthday and has a drawing of Boris Johnson.

Stay The Fuck At Home Birthday

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This Dean Morris card is a perfect joint Birthday and Christmas card for anyone who's lucky enough to have their birthday on Christmas!

Raise Your Hand If It's Your Birthday

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Another year older; can you believe?! You're strong, you're a Kelly Clarkson song, you've got this. Send a Queer Eye queen to a birthday queen with this Foggish design.

Yas Birthday Queen

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If you're going to blame anyone, blame that bitch Carole Baskin. Don!t beat around the bush with this Tiger King inspired Birthday card.

Quarantine Birthday

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Start your engines and may the best baker win! So, this is what the UK version of RuPaul's Drag Race is going to be like! Sounds delicious! Send someone who can't get enough of Prue's baps or Paul's buns with this Bake Off inspired card.

PruPaul's Drag Race

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This birthday card may be quite simple but we don't think an Elton fan will mind that you put down in words, how wonderful life is while they're in the world! Designed by Scribbler.

You Can Tell Everybody

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A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980's

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The perfect Foggish birthday card for all the Tiger King obsessed cool cats and kittens! Carole Baskin killed her husband. End of.

Happy Birthday You Cool Cat

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A great card by Scribbler for your superstar brother. WWF guy copying Usain Bolt. Sure he'll figure out what you mean.

Happy Birthday Brother

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To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Nothing like a spot of casual blasphemy to provide a humour Birthday, Christmas or Easter greeting

Out Of My Way Bitches

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Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90's wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue

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Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

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Wise words there for their 30th birthday. This card by My World is perfect to send on their special day.

30th Birthday

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Sweetie, darling, that's fabulous. Send this hilarious Foggish card to someone who reminds you of Patsy!

Fabulous

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