Birthday Cards - Scribbler

Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

Well when you really think about it? Brainbox Candy hit the nail on the head with this card.

On Second Thoughts

This Redback card is perfect for that girly girl. Also the slapper with aspirations.

Glitter in their Veins

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey and Janice birthday card. Who's to say having hundreds of cat friends is such a crazy idea? It sounds like heaven to me. The perfect card for those future cat ladies!

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey And Janice

So, get him this slightly above average card by Scribbler!

A Slightly Above Average Birthday

Send this Portico Designs card to your favourite bitch on her birthday!

Happy Birthday Bitch

People of the world, spice up your life! We really do miss Scary, Posh, Baby, Sporty and Ginger Spice! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to someone who misses them too!

Have A Spicy Birthday

Let your friend know just how much you care about their birthday with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Fucks I Give

This philosophical Redback card will make them think they're too intellectual for gifts.

Forget About The Past

Couldn't be bothered to buy an actual present, eh? This Scribbler card will persuade them they didn't need one.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like

Let them know your exact thoughts with this hilarious card by Scribbler, after all, it's their birthday and they are a wanker!

Birthday Wanker

This is a great Chuckle Brothers card from Scribbler, so if this makes you laugh, it should work on your brother.

Brother From Me To You

Terms And Conditions. Birthday Card For Brothers by Brainbox Candy. Let your brother know how fantastic he his, but that terms and conditions apply.

Terms And Conditions Brother

When you find someone who is soo hot only one thing comes to mind so, tell them with this hilarious card from Buddy Fernandez.

You Make My Willy Go Big

Who needs salad after a terrible day? Redback card reminds you to have treats in reserve.

Backup Dinner

One positive about growing old is becoming a sliver fox, but with every positive is a negative and this Jeffrey and Janice card illustrates that perfectly!

Saggy Balls Jeffrey And Janice

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

At Least You Avocado, by Jelly Armchair.Well, you may have forgotten their present but you did get them this sweet sweet card. Send this to any avo-lovers out there!

At Least You Avocado

Nobody can choose their family, so get over it and send this birthday card by Redback to shatter their illusions of eccentric Bohemianism.

Family Of Idiots

If you squint a little and look out of only one eye you DEFINITELY look 21! So, send this Quite Good card to someone on their birthday and make them feel better about themselves!

You Still Look 21

Tell a special someone that they're Juan in a million with this hilariously punny card by Jolly Awesome.

You're Juan In A Million

Let someone know you'll always fight their corner with this adorable Jolly Awesome card.

If Anyone Ever Hurts You