Birthday Cards - Scribbler

Spend 45 minutes looking for something to watch only to choose an episode of a show you've see 1302 times before! Send this brilliant Scribbler card and see what they say!

Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9PM?

Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

Let your friend know just how much you care about their birthday with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Fucks I Give

Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey and Janice Birthday Card. Is there any anything more satisfying than a glass (or bottle) of prosecco to wash down a full cake? I think not. The perfect card for all those prosecco and cake fans out there.

Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey And Janice

Poor Alan, we hope he doesn't realise what his mum also loves. Send this brilliantly clever card by Scribbler and make them smile.

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa

When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given

Nobody can choose their family, so get over it and send this birthday card by Redback to shatter their illusions of eccentric Bohemianism.

Family Of Idiots

They did a good job in making you modest too! Say thanks to your parents with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Thanks For Raisin Me

If you squint a little and look out of only one eye you DEFINITELY look 21! So, send this Quite Good card to someone on their birthday and make them feel better about themselves!

You Still Look 21

Couldn't be bothered to buy an actual present, eh? This Scribbler card will persuade them they didn't need one.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like

Is this what they call random? Is it though? Redback card says you love them.

7 billion People on this Planet

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Every had an awkward moment where you've noticed something about someone and it turns out it's a part of them! Tillovision illustrates that perfectly with this card.

Spider On Your Bum

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey and Janice birthday card. Who's to say having hundreds of cat friends is such a crazy idea? It sounds like heaven to me. The perfect card for those future cat ladies!

Crazy Cat Lady Jeffrey And Janice

If you send this Scribbler card, you'd better be either older or married to her. Unless you sell bras for a living.

Another Year Older, Another Year Lower

A very sombre Crocodile with a balloon wishes you a very happy birthday. Send this cute Whale and Bird card to a friend on their special day.

Crocodile Balloon

At Least You Avocado, by Jelly Armchair.Well, you may have forgotten their present but you did get them this sweet sweet card. Send this to any avo-lovers out there!

At Least You Avocado

Eat up is a phrase not exclusively used by your Mum. This Scribbler card won't make you choke up.

Eating A Legend

Do cats ever really care about humans? Send this Dean Morris card to someone who loves cats even if they don't love them back.

This Cat

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

Next year might be a different story, but at least you can prepare Mum for the inevitable with this funny Mother's Day card, or also good for Mum's next birthday card! Designed by Scribbler.

Won't Put You In A Home

May the person you send this Scribbler card find it amusing.

Have A Strong And Stable Birthday

This Redback card is perfect for that friend who laughs at everything. Also the one with the stomach problems.

Its All Shits & Giggles

One positive about growing old is becoming a sliver fox, but with every positive is a negative and this Jeffrey and Janice card illustrates that perfectly!

Saggy Balls Jeffrey And Janice