Birthday Cards - Scribbler

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

This is a cool birthday card from Redback with a fun poem to make anyone smile. Not too rude for your parents, either.

Roses Are Greeting Cards Are White

This philosophical Redback card will make them think they're too intellectual for gifts.

Forget About The Past

Couldn't be bothered to buy an actual present, eh? This Scribbler card will persuade them they didn't need one.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like

Terms And Conditions. Birthday Card For Brothers by Brainbox Candy. Let your brother know how fantastic he his, but that terms and conditions apply.

Terms And Conditions Brother

Well when you really think about it? Brainbox Candy hit the nail on the head with this card.

On Second Thoughts

Have A Super Cheesy Birthday, Birthday Card by Bold and Bright. Praise cheeses! You gotta brie kidding me we know it's cheesy but we think this card is grate. Cheese puns... I camembert it!!!.**No cheese comes with this card as its Nacho Cheese.

Have A Super Cheesy Birthday

Husband's Choices, by Half Moon Bay. To be fair, it was definitely the best choice he's ever made. Send this card to your wife to remind her about your choices!

Husband's Choices

Who needs salad after a terrible day? Redback card reminds you to have treats in reserve.

Backup Dinner

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Send this Portico Designs card to your favourite bitch on her birthday!

Happy Birthday Bitch

Let them know your exact thoughts with this hilarious card by Scribbler, after all, it's their birthday and they are a wanker!

Birthday Wanker

This Redback card is perfect for that girly girl. Also the slapper with aspirations.

Glitter in their Veins

Donald Trump's views seem to be a bit hypocritical. This Scribbler card quote is a bit pot, kettle, black, wouldn't you agree?!

The Worse Thing A Man Can Do

So, get him this slightly above average card by Scribbler!

A Slightly Above Average Birthday

One positive about growing old is becoming a sliver fox, but with every positive is a negative and this Jeffrey and Janice card illustrates that perfectly!

Saggy Balls Jeffrey And Janice

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

This is a great Chuckle Brothers card from Scribbler, so if this makes you laugh, it should work on your brother.

Brother From Me To You

Send your wife this Scribbler card to remind her that all her wishes came true when she married you!

You Don't Need Candles On Your Cake

At Least You Avocado, by Jelly Armchair.Well, you may have forgotten their present but you did get them this sweet sweet card. Send this to any avo-lovers out there!

At Least You Avocado

If you squint a little and look out of only one eye you DEFINITELY look 21! So, send this Quite Good card to someone on their birthday and make them feel better about themselves!

You Still Look 21

Let our Dad keep his 20 quid and just get him this Modern Toss card for his birthday.

20 Quid

Is this what they call random? Is it though? Redback card says you love them.

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