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Rude Valentine's Cards

It’s that time of year again – the chubby little bloke with wings and a diaper is out and about causing mayhem, and your better half is expecting something that shows your appreciation. If declarations of undying love are not really your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards from Scribbler give you the perfect way to avoid all that sappy stuff.

Shop for Rude Valentine’s Day Cards Online

At Scribbler, we’re not afraid to get a little dirty – and help you to send some “NSFW” Valentine’s wishes! Our online selection of Valentine’s Day cards includes a wide variety of rude, raunchy and risqué messages that are sure to make your Valentine laugh and cringe in equal measure. So channel your inner Austin Powers and get that mojo flowing – they’ll be powerless to resist your irreverent charms. Yeah, baby!

We create rude and inappropriate greeting cards for all occasions, so you can remind your loved ones what a cheeky git you are all year round. If you like our lewd and rude Valentine’s Day cards, you’ll appreciate our audacious selection for birthdays and anniversaries too. Just be sure not to display these little numbers on the mantelpiece where your Nan can read them!

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

They might be a bit of a prick, but at the end of the day, when all said and done, you do love them! So, let them know with this cute Jolly Awesome card.

Love You Prick

They may be a pain in the arse but that doesn't stop you loving them for whatever reason. A card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Pain In The Arse

A funny Valentine's card from Whale And Bird. If boobs are what floats your boat, then this is the card for you.

The Only Reason

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

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Bottom three are the most important qualities needed in a Boyfriend, am I right? Only joking, partners are pretty cool too. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Fine Piece Of Ass

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Some might say this Scribbler card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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A typo really can make all the difference. And to clarify, this was DEFINITELY a typo - we wouldn't want to course any trouble! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Meant I Fucking Love You

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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What every Boyfriend wants to hear, even if it's not 100% true... He's got to know his manliness is up to your standards for his ego to stay tip top! Designed by Scribbler.

Mr Big Dick

love a Mum who makes them feel loved and special, so give her this Dean Morris card to show you know how she feels too.

Get These Things Off Me

Best compliment you could give a gal? This Dean Morris card gets to the point and provides a nice kitty picture too.

Nice Pussy

Nothing screams love like putting up with a snoring partner! Send this Quite Good card and let them know how you feel.

I'm Not Snoring

How many bell ends do they know? You may want to get a P.I it sounds like they're cheating. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Favourite Bellend

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