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Rude Valentine's Cards

It’s that time of year again – the chubby little bloke with wings and a diaper is out and about causing mayhem, and your better half is expecting something that shows your appreciation. If declarations of undying love are not really your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards from Scribbler give you the perfect way to avoid all that sappy stuff.

Shop for Rude Valentine’s Day Cards Online

At Scribbler, we’re not afraid to get a little dirty – and help you to send some “NSFW” Valentine’s wishes! Our online selection of Valentine’s Day cards includes a wide variety of rude, raunchy and risqué messages that are sure to make your Valentine laugh and cringe in equal measure. So channel your inner Austin Powers and get that mojo flowing – they’ll be powerless to resist your irreverent charms. Yeah, baby!

We create rude and inappropriate greeting cards for all occasions, so you can remind your loved ones what a cheeky git you are all year round. If you like our lewd and rude Valentine’s Day cards, you’ll appreciate our audacious selection for birthdays and anniversaries too. Just be sure not to display these little numbers on the mantelpiece where your Nan can read them!

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