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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for a October baby by Scribbler.

October Fucking Legend

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If they're obsessed with The Boys, send Billy Butcher to wish them a fucking diabolical birthday with his trademark line. Designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Diabolical Birthday

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They believe in astrology? Say no more... If you think it's all BS, make fun of a believer with this topical Scribbler card.

Star Sign Confirms It

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

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Let a loved one know you'll always be there for them with this Scribbler breast cancer card.

Fuck Breast Cancer

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

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Give cancer the middle finger with this rude Scribbler breast cancer design.

Fuck Cancer

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Show your loved one how possessed you are with them this Halloween by sending this Scribbler card.

Haunt The Shit Out Of You

Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank

If you know someone who loves his tache and is well a bit of a twat, then surely this is the perfect card for him.

Tash Twat Card

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer

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Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses

When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

The truth will set you free with this great Dean Morris card.

Real Age

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

Wouldn't recommend putting the tree up yourself get some help to make it an easier task. A Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Put The Tree Up

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Well, it's not a lie, is it? Send this card by Scribbler and tell it like it is! Make sure they can take a joke though.

If You're Reading This

They may be getting old but they are still one magnificent bastard! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Magnificent Old Bastard

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