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They'll get the message with this funny Birthday card.

Ken Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card

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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card

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Do you like poking fun at someone getting older? Be the voice of doom with this cynical birthday card from Sassy Sarah.

The Relentless March Of Time Card

Sassy Sarah

Give this Birthday card to someone who's amazing. Even if their hair isn't any more.

My Hair's Amazing Card

Tillovision

Another birthday card with a childish drawing of a cock on it. Don't you just love them!!

Another Birthday Card With A Cock On It Card

Adam Regester Design

Words to live by! This Birthday card is from the mind of Forest Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Never Be A Tory Card

Whale And Bird

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card

Do Something David

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: One of my classic male cards from 2010 and the picture was a great find from a collection of East German fashion shoot pictures

Big Man Whore Card

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40?! When the fuck did that happen, I just blinked and all of a sudden everything hurt. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck Did That Happen Card

Jeffrey & Janice

This Patsy Stone inspired Birthday card is perfect for any Ab Fab fan! Original illustration by Paige Nicholas.

Absolutely Fabulous Birthday Card

The Queer Store

Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in March - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

March Twat Card

Filthy Sentiments

The definite answer to that age old question! This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Dinner Time Card

Whale And Bird

Because it's easier asking Alexa right?

Alexa, Send That Dickhead A Birthday Card!

Designed By Jamie

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Let your wonderful Wife know she deserves to take a "nice relaxing" bath with this funny toilet humour birthday card, designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Funny Wife Birthday Card, Relaxing Bath Joke

Cupsie's Creations

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Tell your Boyfriend what you want from him on his birthday with this Scribbler card. I'm intrigued what the option of get naked but in yellow is. Does it involve paint?

Get Naked But In Yellow Card

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30 is time to panic as you feel like you should have everything figured out but you just don!t. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Everyones favourite bendy over bum birthday card! Get your best mate, Brother or Fella laughing out loud for their 30th Birthday! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy 30th Birthday To You Card

Studio Boketto

FFS acrostic for someone who is Sixty Today.

FFS Sixty Today Card

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Tits their birthday so time to get in your birthday suit and celebrate! This Scribbler card is designed to support CoppaFeel! breast cancer awareness charity.

Holy Tits Birthday Card

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Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You Card

Dean Morris Cards

Self proclaimed business bitch Kelly Kapoor is here to wish your favourite person a happy birthday! This beautifully illustrated card is perfect for any Office fan!

Kelly The Birthday Business Bitch Card

URGHH Card Co.

Why not give your coworker a lovely send off and give them this cheeky card!

Rude Retirement Card

Proper Job Studio