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Rude Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your wife this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Wife Wet Beaver

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Would do any Bushtucker trial for a couple of pints and a night in the Jungle Arms at this point! Lockdown inspired card by Scribbler.

Get Me To The Boozer

Another great card designed by Banterking

Happy Birthday

When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

Never get so old that you smell of wee all the time. Dean Morris gives you a new worry about getting older for your birthday.

Never Smell Of Wee

Do you have a mum who can see the funny side of a poem? If so, this Brainbox Candy card is the one for you.

A Mother's Day Poem

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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