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Browse our carefully curated collection of Father's Day gifts that we know your dad will love! Go the extra mile and send dad a unique and thoughtful gift along with your Father's Day card.
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Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to ‘guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say ‘Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

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Debatable Game

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<p>Introducing the baked delights of Simply Cake Co: the perfect treats to make an occasion extra special (and sweet), delivered directly through your loved one's letterbox! </p><p>This selection of 3 x stuffed, all-butter cookies is utterly to die for! Fillings included in this gift box are:</p><ul> <li>Caramel</li> <li>Kinderella</li> <li>Nutella</li></ul><p>Either eat straight away or heat them up for gooey, melt in the middle, oven-fresh cookies - urgh, dreamy! We suggest heating up and serving with ice-cream for the ultimate, indulgent treat! </p><p>These are handmade in the UK with the best ingredients including proper butter, free-range eggs, Belgian chocolate&nbsp;AND gluten free flour so that more people can enjoy their great taste! Simply Cake Co. baked goods will stay fresh for about 2 weeks from dispatch if they are wrapped up well.</p><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Simply Cake Co. and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>Ingredients:</p><p><em>Kinderella Stuffed Cookie</em><br /><br />Gluten free flour blend (rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Sugar (Caster and soft brown), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), <strong>EGG</strong>, <strong>HAZELNUT</strong> cream (Sugar, vegetable oil (sun-flower), vegetable fat (palm), skimmed <strong>MILK </strong>powder, <strong>HAZELNUT</strong>, whey <strong>MILK</strong> powder, lactose, emulsifier (e-322 soya lecithin, e-492, e-471), flavour and antioxidant (e-304i, e-306).), water, <strong>MILK</strong> chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK </strong>powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings.<br /><br /><em>Nutella Stuffed Cookie</em><br /><br />Gluten free flour blend (rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Sugar (Caster and soft brown), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), <strong>EGG</strong>, <strong>MILK </strong>chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Nutella (sugar, vegetable fat (palm), <strong>HAZELNUTS</strong> 13%, skimmed <strong>MILK </strong>powder 8,7%,&nbsp; fat-reduced cocoa 7,4%, emulsifier: lecithins (<strong>SOYA </strong>and/or sunflower), vanillin), water, xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings.&nbsp;<br /><br /><em>Caramel Stuffed Cookie</em><br /><br />Gluten-free flour blend (rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Sugar (Caster and soft brown), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), fudge pieces (Sugar, Skimmed Sweetened Condensed<strong> MILK</strong>, Glucose Syrup, Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup), Vegetable Fat (Palm Oil), Stabiliser: Pectin, Thickening Agent: Sodium Alginate; Flavouring), <strong>EGG</strong>, water, Caramel (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed <strong>MILK</strong> (<strong>MILK</strong>, Sugar, Lactose (<strong>MILK</strong>)), Water, Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Golden Syrup, Palm Oil, Salt, Emulsifiers (E322 Lecithin (Sunflower, Rapeseed, <strong>SOYA</strong>), E491 Sorbitan Monostearate), Natural Flavouring)), gold chocolate (cocoa butter, sugar, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, <strong>MILK</strong> sugar, whey powder (<strong>MILK</strong>), skimmed MILK powder, caramelised sugar, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, salt), xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings<br /><br /><strong>For allergens please see above in bold.</strong> Made in a bakery that handles <strong>MILK, EGGS, SOYA, NUTS &amp; PEANUTS</strong> therefore may contain traces. Coeliac-friendly. Suitable for vegetarians.</p>

Stuffed Cookie Selection

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10oz Fucking Legend Mug

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Beer Marble Desk Lamp

£59.99

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<p>Introducing the baked delights of Simply Cake Co: the perfect treats to make an occasion extra special (and sweet), delivered directly through your loved one's letterbox!</p><p>This varied selection of brownies and bakes has something for everyone! The 6 x favourite flavours included in this gift box are:</p><ul> <li>Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownie</li> <li>Salted Caramel Brownie</li> <li>Chocolate Orange Brownie</li> <li>Raspberry &amp; White Chocolate Chunk Blondie</li> <li>Millionaire's Shortbread</li> <li>Rocky Road</li></ul><p>Have we got you drooling yet? This delicious mix is a real crowd-pleaser, making it a great gift for any occasion!</p><p>These are handmade in the UK with the best ingredients including proper butter, free-range eggs, Belgian chocolate AND gluten free flour so that more people can enjoy their great taste! Simply Cake Co. baked goods&nbsp;are packed full of chocolate, which gives them a shelf life of a good 10 days on arrival. Keep them wrapped up tight, or freeze if you want to keep them longer!</p><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Simply Cake Co. and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>Ingredients:</p><p><em>Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum.<br /><br /><em>Salted Caramel Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder emulsifier<strong> SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, Caramel (<strong>MILK</strong>, Sugar, butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Water, Dextrose, Double Cream (<strong>MILK</strong>), Modified Starch (E1442), Dried Glucose Syrup, Dried caramelised sugar, natural flavouring, Emulsifier, Mono and Di-glycerides of fatty acids (E471)), gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum.<br /><br /><em>Chocolate Orange Brownie</em><br /><br />Caster sugar, Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier<strong> SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), cocoa powder, salt, xanthan gum, Natural Orange flavouring.<br /><br /><em>Raspberry &amp; White Chocolate Chunk Blondie</em><br /><br />White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK </strong>powder, emulsifier<strong> SOY</strong> Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), Sugar (caster and soft brown), Butter <strong>MILK</strong>, free range <strong>EGG</strong>, gluten free flour blend (rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), Raspberries, xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings, raspberry powder.<br /><br /><em>Rocky Road</em><br /><br />Gluten free digestives (Maize Starch, Sugar, Rice Flour, Margarine (Palm Oil, Palm Stearin, Water, Coconut Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Lemon Juice), Potato Starch, Vegetable Oils (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Glucose Syrup, Rice Bran, Millet Flake, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate), Dried <strong>EGG</strong>, Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum), Salt), Chocolate (Cocoa mass, Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring), marshmallows (Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Dextrose, Water, Stabiliser, Sorbitol, Gelatine, Flavouring, Colour Carmines), Rapeseed oil.<br /><br /><em>Millionaire&rsquo;s Shortbread</em><br /><br />Shortbread (gluten free flour blend (pea, rice, potato, tapioca, maize, buckwheat), butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), sugar, salt, xanthan gum, natural bourbon vanilla flavouring with other flavourings), Caramel (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed <strong>MILK</strong> (<strong>MILK</strong>, Sugar, Lactose (<strong>MILK</strong>), Water, Butter (<strong>MILK</strong>), Golden Syrup, Palm Oil, Salt, Emulsifiers (E322 Rapeseed Lecithin, E491 Sorbitan Monostearate), Natural Flavouring), Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa butter, whole <strong>MILK</strong> powder, emulsifier <strong>SOY </strong>Lecithin, Natural Vanilla flavouring).</p><p><strong>For allergens please see above in bold.</strong>&nbsp;Made in a bakery that handles&nbsp;<strong>MILK, EGGS, SOYA, NUTS &amp; PEANUTS</strong>&nbsp;therefore may contain traces. Please be aware that this product also contains coconut. Suitable for vegetarians and coeliacs.</p>

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Introducing the ultimate apron for man! Whether he&rsquo;s a home-cooking hero or more of a BBQ king, turn dad into the ultimate multi-tasker with this brilliant novelty apron. A fun &amp; quirky gift for Father&rsquo;s Day, this blue apron holds all his culinary essentials in labelled pouches, including salt and pepper, utensils, sauce, a phone and of course, there has to be space for a beer aka man fuel! Encourage dad into the kitchen and turn him into a &lsquo;Top Chef&rsquo; overnight. <br /><br />Items not included. Dimensions: 69cm wide, 84cm high, 22.5cm neck

Man Apron

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Man Cave Desk Lamp

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Quench your thirst for knowledge! Covered in really useful facts Fun and educational gift Microwave and dishwasher safe Dimensions: 10cm high, 12cm wide (including handle) Do you know the distance around the world, the five biggest oceans, or how to calculate your BMI? Covered in illustrations, text and infographics, this genius ceramic mug will have you absorbing useful knowledge as you drink and spouting facts to impress all your friends! This informative design includes everything you never knew you needed to know and would make a great gift. Next time you have to spell out your name on the phone and can't remember the phonetic alphabet past Foxtrot &ndash; just have a look at your cuppa! Soon everyone will want you on their pub quiz team. New In For Him Gifts Under A Tenner Secret Santa Bottles & Mugs Novelty Gifts

Really Useful Mug

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<ul> <li>Why walk London when you can paddle it?</li> <li>See London from a different perspective paddling along the prettiest part of the Regent&rsquo;s Canal.</li> <li>Paddleboard through Regent&rsquo;s Park and past London Zoo.</li> <li>Open - April to&nbsp;September</li></ul><p>A Stand Up Paddleboarding experience in London. Not only will you learn how to paddleboard but you&rsquo;ll also learn a bit about the history of Regent&rsquo;s Canal and the surrounding area.&nbsp; Oh and you might even spot an animal or two as we pass London Zoo. This bestselling experience makes the perfect gift for those with a love of adventure.</p><p>In this experience, you will learn the basics of the board.&nbsp; The first thing you should know is that this sport is actually called SUP (Stand Up Paddleboarding).&nbsp; Everything else you will need to find out from the SUP experts -&nbsp;how to paddle, steer, stand up and get back down again &ndash; mastering the basics that make you fall in love with SUP. This is a full intro to SUP from water safety and basic paddle techniques.&nbsp; But it&rsquo;s not all hard work, you&rsquo;ll have a lot of fun along the way.</p><p>Launching from a central location near Camden market, your 90 minute lesson includes instruction and the tour, which travels through Primrose Hill, past the iconic Feng Shang Princess floating Chinese restaurant, past London Zoo and part of Regent&rsquo;s Park before we turn around and head back to base.&nbsp; Sessions operate Wednesday-Sunday from April through October.&nbsp; You can also book private lessons for one, two or four people.&nbsp; Be sure to read the FAQs on what to bring/wear.&nbsp; See you on board!</p><p><strong>Under 18's</strong></p><p>The river and canal SUP group trips are mostly made up of adults. For bookings with under 18&rsquo;s, please book a private session.</p><p><strong>Important Info!</strong></p><p>All you have to do is pay for the gift experience you wish to purchase. We&rsquo;ll send a voucher including booking information to you or directly to the recipient. You or your recipient needs to check the information on the voucher and book your experience date.&nbsp;</p>

Paddle Boarding Through London Experience for 2

£108.00

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Get set for your summer holiday with this handy little book!. Ideal for a hot-headed driver abroad. Not recommended for use when drunk. You know the publisher means serious business when the first thing you see when you open the book is a disclaimer waving them of all liability for use of the book. That can only mean one thing&hellip; this is one book full of insults. Including swear words, short swear phrases and long swear phrases, you'll find the curse you're after no matter where you are. Also, thanks to the inclusion of Random swear words from around the world, you'll be able to pretty much insult the speaker of any language. That's the dream right there. Perhaps you're just in it to impress your friends you see at that time share each year or make the locals laugh, in which case this book is a great travel companion. However, warnings should be in place for those who intend to swear at cab drivers and hotel staff for misheard directions or orders. It may not end well, but whatever the reason&hellip; happy swearing!

Little Book of Foreign Swear

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Too hot to handle!. 6 x unique vinyl coasters. Perfect gift for old-school music lovers. Stylish addition to any home. Different classic record label designs. Calling all hipsters: if you can't get enough of your retro music or your retro d&eacute;cor, then these ultra-cool Retro Vinyl Coasters will make the perfect addition to your coffee table! Featuring some of the biggest names in music from the last six decades, these colourful coasters come aptly adorned with related hit singles, such as ""Tea Time"" and ""No Marks On The Table."" No two coasters will ever be the same and they will arrive in a sleek white box that is ideal for storing the coasters when they are not in use. They also make a thoughtful, quirky gift for any music lover in your life.

Retro Vinyl Coasters

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6 Chapters of insults. Each chapter is for a different occasion. Stunning red hardback design. Arm yourself with the world's most powerful weapon - words!. You know that sinking feeling when you think of a great retort, about ten minutes after you could have said it? We do and it's one frustrating sensation. But hang on a minute, the One Liners Awesome Insults is here to have you prepped and ready to zing a quality comeback at any time. Including six chapters chocked full of hilarious insults, this little red side kick has a different subject for each occasion. This is a perfect stocking filler for those with a cheeky sense of humour as well as a great gift for that co-worker that needs a bit of help with their comebacks. This book is full of quips for those annoying parents of yours, those nagging teachers and of course those micky taking friends of yours. Arm yourself and become a rude wordsmith today.

One Liners Awesome Insults

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<ul> <li>Fantastic 2 hour session for 1</li> <li>1.5 hours of playing followed by a short tournament</li> <li>Located at Bounce in Farringdon</li> <li>The workshop is aimed at adults,&nbsp;but we welcome&nbsp;under 16's if accompanied by a parent.</li></ul><p>Back in the good old days, in India, a doctor and a glazier were on constant call whilst enjoying a game of Wiff Waff. The game was played after dinner, and involved a couple of books and a golf ball.&nbsp;Nowadays&nbsp;we have paddles, a net, a somewhat lighter ball and Nicholas, the Indytute table tennis coach.&nbsp;Nicholas hosts&nbsp;ping pong&nbsp;events all over London, so if you want to stun your family or friends on your next holiday then&nbsp;Nicholas&nbsp;is the man for you.&nbsp;Nicholas is&nbsp;winner&nbsp;of 'Young Coach of The Year' and is Former National Level Junior Player in the UK.&nbsp; This table tennis lesson is at the fantastic&nbsp;Bounce in Farringdon.</p><p>You will be learning the basics of Ping Pong. How to serve, how to place and direct the ball, and how to chop and smash. In fact how to destroy your opponent (in a moderately friendly way). The lesson will end with a fun,&nbsp;mini tournament&nbsp;against the other students in the class.</p>

Table Tennis Masterclass Experience for 1

£24.00

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Happy Fathers Day Banner 2m

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Did somebody say Just Eat?. Ultimate takeaway tie-breaker. Dice of six food options. Pizza or Chinese?. Roll to decide your fate. When you're a massive foodie and EVERYTHING is tickling your fancy! Leave the ummm-ing and ahhh-ing in the past and let the dice make the decision for you. Never again will you find yourselves arguing over what to have for dinner - all you have to do is decide what to order (good luck with that)! Give this unique novelty gift to your partner on Valentine's Day and get ready for a much easier life. Use the dice as a tie-breaker to keep the peace and you'll soon see lover's tiffs reduced by approximately 68% (not guaranteed). What the dice says goes!

Takeaway Decision Making Dice

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The ball busting stress reliever. Calm yourself down with these soft and durable testicles. Funny gift for both men and womenSurprisingly realistic!. Something driving you nuts? Time to squeeze the life out of these crown jewels. Our stressticles provide instant, satisfying stress relief for every type of situation. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Stressticles Stress Ball

£4.99

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Essential guide to getting fit. It's the SHIIT. Ultimate multi-tasking. Includes 40 black and white illustrations. You've probably heard of a HIIT workout, but have you heard of the latest new fitness craze that's sweeping the nation faster than diarrhoea? Why bother with paying for a gym membership when your own bathroom will do the job, you don't even have to get up! Get fit from the comfort of your toilet with this book of essential SHIIT exercises you can do while taking a shit. Make full use of all that otherwise wasted sitting down time with different exercises of varying intensities, illustrated and explained for beginners. These are all rated on a scale of 1 to 4 shits difficulty rating so you can gradually build up your workout. This would make a hilarious gift for someone who wants to get fit this New Year, or maybe your dad who spends an inordinate amount of time sat on the toilet!

The Shiit Workout: Get Fit While You Shiit

£7.99

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