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Rude Anniversary Cards

They may be a pain in the arse but they’re your pain in the arse! Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your other half or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our ridiculously rude anniversary cards for the naughtiest, most offensive cards around to spice up any celebration. For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style anniversary cards.

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Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Swallow. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude card.

Swallow

These two are at it like rabbits! Give this helpful hint to your partner on Valentine's Day and see if slow and steady wins the race. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Slow Steady Strokes

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

The Official Milf card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new mother, a spouse telling their partner they're a cougar or a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot momma that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Milf

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

Nothing screams love like putting up with a snoring partner! Send this Quite Good card and let them know how you feel.

I'm Not Snoring

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

Hint, hint... Send this naughty Cunning Linguist card and tell them exactly what you want to go down on Valentine's Day.

Clit Loves A Tongue

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

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