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Rude Anniversary Cards

They may be a pain in the arse but they’re your pain in the arse! Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your other half or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our ridiculously rude anniversary cards for the naughtiest, most offensive cards around to spice up any celebration. For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style anniversary cards.

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Is there even a better fairy tale? This card is from the mind of Forest Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Sleeping Beauty

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Duunn dunnn... duuunnn duun! Try adding an element of danger into the bedroom by singing the Jaws theme song and see how your partner reacts. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Can't Wait To Taste You

When getting the kids to sleep needs further measures... This rude card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Killer Clown

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

If you want to be really savage this Valentine's Day send your partner this Cunning Linguist card and tell them to step up their game.

I Love You

These two are at it like rabbits! Give this helpful hint to your partner on Valentine's Day and see if slow and steady wins the race. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Slow Steady Strokes

Send this cheeky card to your partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife to thank them for the orgasms! The perfect funny card to celebrate an anniversary or Valentine's Day.

Thanks For The Orgasms

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You didn't really think we could have a collection of space themed cards without including a Uranus joke, did you? Designed by Scribbler.

Show Me Uranus

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

Nothing screams love like putting up with a snoring partner! Send this Quite Good card and let them know how you feel.

I'm Not Snoring

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Don't be a boob, let them know they're the breast with this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

You're The Breast

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May your love last, even when your boobs and balls are touching the floor! Add a name and send this rude Scribbler card to make your other half laugh on Valentine's Day.

Stand The Test Of Time

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Let them know that they were a complete after thought with this hilarious card by Buddy Fernandez.

Left At The Garage

Send this cute and funny card to a loved one to tell them how much you fucking love them! The perfect card to celebrate an anniversary, friendship, Valentine's Day or just to send a smile.

I Fucking Love You

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