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Rude Anniversary Cards

They may be a pain in the arse but they’re your pain in the arse! Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your other half or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our ridiculously rude anniversary cards for the naughtiest, most offensive cards around to spice up any celebration. For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style anniversary cards.

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your wife this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Wife Wet Beaver

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Nothing screams love like putting up with a snoring partner! Send this Quite Good card and let them know how you feel.

I'm Not Snoring

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

The Official Dilf card is a chance to celebrate many occasions for a man-friend. They may be a new father, it could be a spouse telling their partner they have chippendale dancer features or just a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot daddy that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Dilf

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Fuck the occasion! This card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your girlfriend this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Wet Beaver

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

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Show your profound appreciation for being allowed in your partners pants with this rude, personalised Valentine's card, disguised as an innocent love heart. Designed by Scribbler.

Touch Your Privates

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Card by Brainbox Candy. Send this card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

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Award this personalised Valentine's card to an official orgasm donor and thank them for their generous services. Designed by Scribbler.

Thanks For The Orgasms

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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