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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card

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No way?! Award yourselves a pat on the back for surviving ten years of marriage with this rude Scribbler anniversary card.

Fucking Hell We've Been Married Ten Years Card

Scribbler

When the routine of daily life has gotten too predictable, let your partner know that you'll be turning to alcohol. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Get My Coat Card

Whale And Bird

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Tell your boyfriend he's a total hot dog with this deliciously romantic design by Scribbler.

Boyfriend You're The Sausage To My Bum Card

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Bernard was a very enthusiastic partner but his balls were going wild and flying everywhere so it was hard to get a good session going. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Bernard's Balls Were Definitely Out Card

Whale And Bird

Your mum would love this Anniversary card! A website just insulted you, how does it feel? A birthday Anniversary card perfect for your mum designed by Boogaloo Stu.

Bumsex Card

Boogaloo Stu

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Remind your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend of your best attribute with this funny anniversary card.

Funny Anniversary Card For Wife Girlfriend Women Her

A Birthday Anniversary card for the prick in your life

Cactus Card

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Brian might want to watch where he puts that thing, he might poke someone's eye out with it. Do you know a bike fanatic? Get them this brilliant Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Feeling Pretty Stiff Card

Scribbler

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score Card

Whale And Bird

The best way to spend the night! This rude Anniversary card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Instead Of A Headache? Card

Whale And Bird

Sometimes winning gold is all that matters! Design by Forest_Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Olympic Sport Card

Whale And Bird

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Aw look, it's so pretty and pink! I wonder what it could be? Give your wife a special present tied with a bow this Valentine's. Designed by Scribbler.

Special Package Wife Card

Scribbler

Tell your partner how gorgeous they are with this amazingly blunt Anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Holly Shit Your Gorgeous Card

Dean Morris Cards

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years Card

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Do you love your partner but also find them REALLY annoying? Well if so then this is the perfect Valentine's day Anniversary card for you! IT features a 90s favourite toy on a coral background. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Annoying As Fuck Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

I Love Your Bum Card. Oh what a lovely bum!. Send them this Anniversary and let them know how special they are!

I Love Your Bum Card

Peash

Tell your loved one why you love them with this cute and funny Valentine's/Anniversary Card!

Reasons I Love You Card

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Send this Redback Wedding card to two people in your life who are a match made in heaven.

A Match Made In Heaven Card

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Sometime's men are completely oblivious to the subtle (and not so subtle) clues that you want to bone down! Send this brilliant Scribbler Anniversary card to someone who can't take a hint.

She Was Down To Fuck Card

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Show how peachy keen you are for that booty by sending her this cheeky Scribbler Valentine's card.

Touch Your Bum Card

Scribbler

Express your never ending love to them with this hilarious booster card!

Your's Is The Only Booster Shoot I'm Getting Today! Card

You're buying her this Buddy Fernandez Anniversary card, so it must be magical!

I've Seen Your Fanny Card

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This is probably not safe please do not try this at home! A birthday Anniversary card designed by Boogaloo.

Glitter My Shitter Card

Boogaloo Stu

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