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Rude Anniversary Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Add A Photo
They're a grower not a shower and that's totally fine with you. Let them know with this hilarious photo-upload Valentine's card by Scribbler.

It's A Grower

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate thirty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

30 Fucking Years

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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The one who shall not be named has the best pick up line we've ever seen. If you like it as much as we did get them this brilliant card by Scribbler.

Are You A Horcrux!

How many bell ends do they know? You may want to get a P.I it sounds like they're cheating. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Favourite Bellend

These two are at it like rabbits! Give this helpful hint to your partner on Valentine's Day and see if slow and steady wins the race. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Slow Steady Strokes

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