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Let your wonderful Wife know she deserves to take a "nice relaxing" bath with this funny toilet humour birthday card, designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Funny Wife Birthday Card, Relaxing Bath Joke

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Some might say this Scribbler Anniversary card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick Card

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Take this opportunity to say Happy Birthday and compliment her perfect pair because nipples are the eyes of the face! Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Wife Card

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If Shakesy P was born in the 21st century, this would have definitely been one of his most romantic sonnets! Send this Scribbler Anniversary card to a wife who's burning hot.

Wife You're Hotter Than Bottom Of My Laptop Card

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They say money can't buy happiness and don't you know it! No need for a birthday present this year when they have you for a husband! So, let your wife know with this hilarious card by Scribbler.

Wife Having Me Is Only Gift You Need Card

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Surprise an Otter fan this year with a unique and thoughtful Otter Birthday Card. Here at Otterly Madness, we create unique, watercolour otter cards for that obsessive otter fan. Gift this card so you can feel Otterly original and they feel Otterly special!

Happy Birthday To My Otter Half Card

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Show your romantic side and say it with roses - they're always a winner! Designed by Scribbler.

Wife I Rose To The Occasion Card

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Sometimes winning gold is all that matters! Design by Forest_Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Olympic Sport Card

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Sometimes part of being in a relationship is listening to them drone on and on! When you grow old you won't have to deal with it so let your wife know with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

Wife I Can't Wait To Grow Old With You Card

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Let an aesthetically pleasing individual know youre wishing them a happy birthday with this card designed by Angela Chick.

Birthday Gorgeous Card

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Feeling pretty thankful you have a wife like her? Then let her know with this cute anniversary Birthday card by Scribbler.

So Lucky That You're My Wife Card

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Avo look at this lovely Birthday card! Perfect for the significant avo in your life. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Happy Birthday To My Avo Half Card

Thirty Mussels

Send this Lucilla Lavender to someone special on their birthday.

Happy Birthday Gorgeous Card

Lucilla Lavender

Surprise your wife with this average sex voucher card on her birthday!

Funny Average Sex Voucher Wife Birthday Card

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Let your wife know how beautiful she is on her birthday with this cute card.

Happy Birthday Wife Card

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Happy Birthday Sexy Wifey. A great birthday card for the sexy lady on your arm. A brilliant Dean Morris card for your gorgeous other half. Now pretend you noticed her new hair style.

Sexy Wifey Card

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Send your favourite wife this card to wish her a Happy Birthday. Designed by Louise Potton Designs

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Wife Card

Louise Potton Designs

Wish your wife the happiest birthday with this fun card.

Happy Birthday To My Amazing Wife Card

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your wife this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Wife Wet Beaver Card

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Make sure your wife has the birthday celebration she deserves by sending her this cute Scribbler design.

Wife Birthday Is A Nice As Your Face Card

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She puts up with an awful lot of moaning from you so make sure you let your wife know how much she's put up with with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Wife Card

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Give them a memorable Birthday card with this one from The Boy And The Bear.

To A Wonderful Wife & Mum Card

The Boy And The Bear

You are my Wife, my best friend, my soulmate. Love of my life.

You Are My Wife Card

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Do you guys do what otters do and sleep holding hands? If so that's adorable but how do you not get too warm?! Send this lovely Scribbler Anniversary card to your otterly amazing wife.

Otterly Awesome Wife Card

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