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Birthday Cards for Wife

To the one you can’t wait to grow old with, send an extra special birthday card to your lucky wife from our hand-picked selection of unique designs just for her. Find the one for “the one”, whether it be funny, rude or down-right romantic! Surprise her by showing how well you’ve been paying attention and she’ll be touched to receive a design featuring her drink of choice. Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your daughter!

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She puts up with an awful lot of moaning from you so make sure you let your wife know how much she's put up with with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Wife

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Feeling pretty thankful you have a wife like her? Then let her know with this cute anniversary card by Scribbler.

So Lucky That You're My Wife

Take this opportunity to put down in words just how much you love her. Send your wife this thoughtful birthday card by Graphic Factory, perfect for a writer.

To My Darling Wife

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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What do they want a gold star or something? Bring some sarcasm to the party with this birthday card by Do Something David.

Another Big Achievement

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Why tell someone what they want to hear if it's clearly not true? Give the gift of blunt honesty to a friend on their birthday with this Do Something David card. We're sure they'll appreciate it!

Don't Seem To Age

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Take the savage route with a familymber on their birthday and let them know they're the runt of the litter with this Do Something David design. What a cheeky monkey!

Have A Great Day

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age

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