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Rude Mother's Day Cards

Got it from your mama? If you inherited your filthy sense of humour from mum, avoid the sappy stuff this Mother’s Day and send her one of the rudest cards you can find that’s sure to leave a lasting impression. You have been warned: our explicit and offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted! Send a cheeky insult to banter with a mum who gives it as good as she gets! For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style Mother’s Day cards.

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Mums are just the best aren't they? Best bum wipers ever!

Thanks For Wiping My Bum

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Thank your mum for putting up with all your shit and ensure she doesn't (totally) regret having you by sending this retro inspired Scribbler design.

When I Was A Little Shit

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Try it the wrong way first and then when that doesn't work, go back to doing it how mum told you to in the first place! Retro Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Do As You're Fucking Told

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When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given

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Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

I mean sometimes you just have to let them know how you feel, kids are arseholes there!s no denying that. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Although Frowned Upon

For someone who has more than one child and the struggle is all too real. They're not the only ones who dread bath time! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Billy Farted

The perfect Mother's day card ....from the best accident they ever had!

Best Accident You Ever Had

She is amazing and a fantastic cook, so hopefully she won't take a day off from the kitchen on Mother's Day. This Dean Morris card might flatter her into forgetting you won't take her out for lunch.

When's Dinner Ready?

Add A Name
For a mother figure who's not afraid to get her hands dirty, add a name and thank her for putting up with all your shit! Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Keep My Shit Together

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When your stand-in mum was even better than the real thing! Add a name and thank your mother figure for saving you with this Scribbler Mother's Day card.

Thank God I Had You

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Warning - This mum is rather partial to a glass of wine (or twelve). This Brainbox Candy card is something a bit different from most other Mother's Day cards.

Glass Of Wine

Now is a good time to apologise for ruining Mum's Vagina. Oh, and wish her a happy Mother's Day with this Dean Morris card while you're at it!

Mum I'm Sorry

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