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Welcome to Scribbler: home of the weird and the wonderful! We pride ourselves on having the best collection of quirky, unique gifts you just won’t find anywhere else. Browse all our brilliant novelty gifts and level up your gifting game by sending your loved one a seriously fun and wacky product they didn’t even know they needed in their life! These prezzies are perfect for Secret Santa and Stocking Filler ideas.

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Time for a quickie? Naughty twist on the classic game.�For adults looking to have a f*cking good time. 52 playing cards illustrated with creative sex positions.�2+ players. You�ve played Swear Snap, now how about turning it up a notch with all-new Sex Snap? Fast, fun and dirty, this X-rated version of snap will spice up game night with friends or date night with your partner. It only takes two to tango and maybe you can even give some of your favourite positions a try? This adults only game would make a great gift for Valentine�s Day with guaranteed after dinner fun.

Sex Snap Card Game

£6.99

Penis Pokey

£7.99

Did somebody say Just Eat?. Ultimate takeaway tie-breaker. Dice of six food options. Pizza or Chinese?. Roll to decide your fate. When you're a massive foodie and EVERYTHING is tickling your fancy! Leave the ummm-ing and ahhh-ing in the past and let the dice make the decision for you. Never again will you find yourselves arguing over what to have for dinner - all you have to do is decide what to order (good luck with that)! Give this unique novelty gift to your partner on Valentine's Day and get ready for a much easier life. Use the dice as a tie-breaker to keep the peace and you'll soon see lover's tiffs reduced by approximately 68% (not guaranteed). What the dice says goes!

Takeaway Decision Making Dice

£3.99

Giant Breast

£6.99

Too hot to handle!. 6 x unique vinyl coasters. Perfect gift for old-school music lovers. Stylish addition to any home. Different classic record label designs. Calling all hipsters: if you can't get enough of your retro music or your retro décor, then these ultra-cool Retro Vinyl Coasters will make the perfect addition to your coffee table! Featuring some of the biggest names in music from the last six decades, these colourful coasters come aptly adorned with related hit singles, such as ""Tea Time"" and ""No Marks On The Table."" No two coasters will ever be the same and they will arrive in a sleek white box that is ideal for storing the coasters when they are not in use. They also make a thoughtful, quirky gift for any music lover in your life.

Retro Vinyl Coasters

£9.99

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5 x novelty ball point pens. Give the middle finger to pen stealers. Rude gold foiled phrases. Not suitable for children. These highly offensive and hilarious pens are guaranteed to make your shitty office job slightly more bearable. As well as being fancy looking, good quality pens, why not stage a small rebellion at your desk while displaying whichever rude phrase most takes your fancy in the moment! Are you sick of losing your best pens to all your cheap-ass colleagues? Get your revenge with a choice-worded message whichever one of these happens to missing and maybe they'll think twice next time! This despicable set includes 5 different designs such as "Hands off my pen, prick" and "The dull fuckers think I'm working." This would make an inspired present for any office worker with a wicked sense of humour, plus a certain amount of pent-up anger and resentment.

Offensive Stationery Set

£7.99

Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Boobie Pop

£2.99

Lick me!. Calling all cock-suckers. The world's first multi-coloured, multi-flavoured penis lollipop. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. What's better than a lolly in the shape of a willy? A rainbow willy, of course! This Rainbow Cock Pop is the perfect shape to be sucked and makes for a highly satisfying sweet treat. It would make a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates the male form, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Rainbow Cock Pop

£3.99

Add a photo of your precious pooch and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion! It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Doggy Mush Cush

£14.99

Add a photo of your cuddly cat and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion! It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Kitty Mush Cush

£14.99

Add a photo of your best buddy or favourite relative and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised cushion. It is really important that use us a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly - it may not look like your example image! Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.

Mush Cush

£14.99

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The perfect gift for your lobster!. He's a keeper. Your cuddly mate for life. Suitable from birth. Dimensions: 20cm high. In real life lobsters have hard shells, but not Larry: he's soft and squishy, inside and out! This cuddly crustacean is sure to win over everyone he meets with his bobbly eyes and inquisitive antenna. No need to be wary of this guy; let him reach over a claw for a hug as he's got a lot of love to give! Larry is a fun and unique companion for all ages; easy to hold and carry, and even sits up on his own with the help of his ribbed tail. If like a lobster you mate for life, why not give this plush toy to your soulmate?

Jellycat Larry Lobster

£20.00

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Super soft. Friendly faced. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Go purple with this edition of the vivacious vegetable collection from Jellycat. Its smiley face makes the toy very sweet. It could represent… other things… as well!

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Aubergine

£13.50

For growers not showers. Hundreds of tiny penises disguised as a pretty pattern!. China mug in matching gift box. Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Micro Penis Mug

£8.99

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Grab a cuppa and let the positivity flow! Avoid those pesky stress-inducing ring stains with this adorable coaster by Scribbler.

Positivitea Coaster

£3.99

Super soft. Friendly faced. Inspired by the marmite of the veg world. Perfect for kids and adults alike. Great for any broccoli fan. Go more green with this fantastic Broccoli edition to our Jellycat collection. Not only does it feel amazing but the sweet smile that it graces us with will make anyone feel more comfort. It's quirky and uniqueness will make people laugh but it will most likely become a fast favourite to the recipient. 16cm height by 13cm width.

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Broccoli

£18.00

Fantastic texture. Beautiful, vibrant colour. Sweet facial expression. Perfect for both kids and adults. Great for any carrot fan. Show them you carrot by giving them one of their five a day in the form of a super soft and friendly bright coloured cuddly Jellycat toy. With it's unique shape mimicking one of the best root vegetables out there, this will not only make them laugh but also give them comfort. It is guaranteed to become a fast favourite no matter who the recipient may be. 24cm height by 5cm width.

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Carrot

£13.50

Spread hap-pea-ness. Gorgeous feel. Friendly appearance. Suitable for kids and adults alike. This awesome edition to the Jellycat collection will bring whoever the recipient is some peas with it's comforting smile. With its super soft feel and it's quirky style, it'll make the recipient chuckle and will most likely become a fast favourite. 18cm height and 8cm width.

Jellycat Vivacious Vegetable Pea

£14.00

Add a photo of your cuddly cat and get ready to snuggle up with this personalised face cushion!<br /><br />It is really important that you use a light, high quality image of your pet. If the image is dark or shadowed in any way it may affect the product quality as we use a super black sublimation ink for quality purposes and this tends to darken the colours slightly eg. it may not look like your example image!<br /><br />Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.<br /><br />

Mega Mush Cush Cat

£20.99

Celebrate pube evolution! Try not to spit your tea out Naughty novelty mug Microwave and dishwasher safe Dimensions: 10cm high, 12cm wide (including handle) Whether minimalist, landing strip or au naturel, celebrate the many fabulous ways to style your muff throughout the ages with this outrageous ceramic mug! We've got muffs of all shapes and sizes (yes, even heart shaped) - anything goes! A great gift to give a mate a giggle and encourage them to embrace what they've got. You might even give them some style inspo! Serve your guest a cuppa in this 350ml mug, sit back and watch their reaction for maximum laughs. New In Most Popular For Him For Her Rude Gifts Gifts Under A Tenner Secret Santa Stocking Fillers Bottles & Mugs Novelty Gifts

Muff Mug

£8.99

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