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Birthday Cards for Husband

To the one you can’t wait to grow old with, send an extra special birthday card to your lucky hubby from our hand-picked selection of unique designs just for him. Find the one for “the one”, whether it be funny, rude or down-right romantic! If he’s a fan of nature, send love and hugs to your husband via a card inspired by his favourite animal. Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your son!

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You'd probably get less time for murder! Let your husband know how much you put up with with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Husband

For your hubby this birthday, send your love with this Whale and Bird fun pun card!

Hubby Birthday

Make his birthday special by serenading your husband the old fashioned way. Send him this beautiful Graphic Factory design, perfect for a music lover.

To My Darling Husband

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They're so lazy they aren't even going out for their birthday! A personalised card designed by Tache

You Lazy Twat

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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If you've landed yourself a filthy animal never let them go. A personalised card designed by Tache

You Filthy Animal

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No matter how long passes he will always be the king! A birthday card designed by Tache

Still The King

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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