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Retirement Cards

If you have a parent, grandparent or co-worker getting ready to retire, send them on their way with a chuckle, with one of Scribbler’s retirement greeting cards.

From sentimental to irreverent, our retirement card range gives you plenty to choose from. Scribbler’s online card selection has a lot to say about the daily gripes of working life, and the laziness (ahem, “well-earned rest”) that lies beyond it.

Buy Cheeky & Funny Retirement Cards Online

Whether your favourite Boomer will be spending their golden years putting their feet up and taking it easy with a glass of red or yelling at young whippersnappers to get off their lawn, we’ve got all sorts of retirement celebration and congratulations cards to wish them well!

Scribbler’s cards are illustrated by contemporary UK designers and artists, each bringing their own distinctive creative flair to our selection. Browse our online store and find the perfect retirement card or leaving card or gift for your favourite oldie.

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If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

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This leaving card from Scribbler is perfect to send to a colleague of yours who is leaving. Let them know how much you're going to miss them.

We'll Miss You

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this card from Scribbler.

You Don't Work Here Anymore

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

Now that you're retired, you could do all of the options on this Poet & Painter card.

Happy Retirement

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss you

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You'll be leaving a massive hole! Wish a colleague a healthy, ha-pea retirement with this cute Scribbler design.

Ha-Pea Retirement

Our exclusive range of funny personalised cards from Modern Toss covers every aspect of work. His work contract proves somewhat controversial.

The Deal

Would this Dean Morris card count as a doctors note? Worth a try.

Work Rash

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

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Let them know that they will be sorely missed with this leaving card by Scribbler.

Sorry You're Leaving Spots

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

Send this funny leaving card from Modern Toss to anyone who probably ought to be leaving!

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