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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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Firm but fair birthday card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

Massive Twat

It's not a lovely thought, but it is true to be fair.  This cheeky birthday card is from the very honest Buddy Fernandez.

Speck Of Jizz

For the classy friend in your life!

Stay Classy!

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If you can't act like a bit of a tit on your birthday, when can you? This Scribbler card is designed to support CoppaFeel! breast cancer awareness charity.

Tits Your Birthday

Well, the card says it all!

No Such Thing As Too Much Cock

This shady card is perfect to send to your 'old' friend! Inspired by the Queen herself, Cher. Original illustration by The Queer Store

It's Cher B*tch!

Wish a special someone a happy birthday with this playful card!

Festive Shag

A 'friendly' hand gesture with a cute twist for your mate's birthday!

Happy Birthday Mate!

Firm but fair card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez. Ideal for any occasion.

Cock

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If you love French Bulldogs, this card's for you! Give them an extra special birthday present with this rude Scribbler design.

Shit It's Your Birthday

We love some fetch 00s nostalgia! Original illustration by The Queer Store.

Mean Girls

Rather cheeky 80s movie-themed birthday card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

Basic Instinct

What's better than a big cock for your birthday?

Big Cock

Firm but fair 50th birthday card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

50 Fuckety Fuck

Send a smile with this cheeky birthday card.

Dogs B*llocks

Inspired by the iconic Katya Zamolodchikova! We love this blonde bombshell and we know you do too. Original illustration by The Queer Store

Katya Run-Of-The-Mill

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