Skip to main content
Order before 2pm for same day dispatch (Mon-Fri) Kite

All Cards

Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Celebrate that you both made it to Christmas Day 2020 alive by sending your husband this retro, isolation inspired Scribbler card. It was touch and go for a bit there!

Christmas Lockdown

Presents aren't everything at Christmas and that's probably a good job because they certainly won't be receiving any! Make them laugh and shatter their dreams with this Scribbler Christmas card.

Fuck All Express

Sadly in this day and age kids just don't write letters anymore and Santa really can't be f*cked dealing with phone calls and Whats Apps from the little brats. Funny Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa Retire

Give this Scribbler card to a Mum who's already totally over it and hopefully she'll be laughing through the tears this Christmas.

Christmas Dinner Mum

One More Ho. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Santa loves to get the hos in! Send this funny card to the next potential ho on his list.

One More Ho

Far out, dude! Send this cannibalistic card by Scribbler to someone who'd react just like that.

So I Told Them

This rather rude card by Dean Morris is perfect for someone who's on the naughty list this year!


Charming! Well, that's one way to get a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas. Great card by Dean Morris for a spoilt family member or godchild.

Santa Fat Arse

Do you know someone who always gets the last of the pigs in blankets? Let them know what you think of them with this hilarious Dean Morris card.


This Scribbler Christmas card is perfect for any wine lover out there. When the white gone, they'll crack open the red!

White Christmas

Sexy Christmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Wish someone a merry Christmas with the help of 5 sexy Santas.

Sexy Christmas

Do you have a pesky dog in your family? Don't forget him at Christmas with this Cath Tate card!

The Dog

Too many people travelling to your house for Christmas? Tell them to fuck off back to economy and stop crowding your home with this Dean Morris.

Back To Economy

Too Much Wine. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. It doesn't take too much convincing to have one more drink when it's Christmas time. This is one for all the bad influencers out there.

Too Much Wine

< 1 2 3 4 ... 8 > 182 Results