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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Package Card
Be Smug You're Engaged, by Full Fat. They're probably going to spam their Facebook pages? but I guess we should let them have their moment. Send this funny engagement card to say congratulations!

Be Smug You're Engaged Card
Show your partner that you're head over heels in love with them. Designed by Full Fat

Crutches Card
Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card
For the dad who makes the greatest Sunday roast.

Besto Dad Card
New In
Send this to your pals. We don't know how long this engagement will be buffering for...

Marriage Loading... Card
Give this card to someone who'll appreciate a Christmas themed reference to jeans. Designed by Full Fat.

Elves Card
Compliment your partner and remind them what a great pair you make. Designed by Full Fat.

Socksy Card
You've searched high and low but you've finally found the one. Designed by Full Fat.

Found You Card
New In
Fancy staying in a 'one-star' over Christmas?! Kind size straw 'bed' included. Designed by Full Fat

No Room At The Premier Inn Card
A suitable card for the couple/partner who've been wedded forever.

In Sickness, In Health Card
New In
Send this card to the pumpiest, stinkiest, farter you know. Yes, you Dad. Designed by FULL FAT.

UHEZ, Not ULEZ Card
Binoculars New Neighbours, by Full Fat. Good fences make good neighbours? but good binoculars make great gossip. Send this hilarious New Home card to a person who is moving or has just moved!

Binoculars New Neighbours Card
An ideal Christmas card to remind your friends and family that you're lunchtime sandwich is truly dull.

Away In A Manger Card
A card suited for a dramatic career change of drudgery.

Nappy Changes Card
Missile Toe, by Full Fat. Kissing under a missile toe wouldn't quite be as sweet as mistletoe. Send this punny card this Christmas!

Missile Toe Card
Tell your partner about the evolution of their manhood whenever they see you. Designed by Full Fat.

Homoerectus Card
New In
This card guarantees the sender a bone. Send this to your crass-approving Valentine. Designed by Full Fat.

Boner Card
1 year is 7 years to dog, so a 30 year old would definitely dead! Send this hilarious birthday card by Full Fat to make them question everything!

Dog Years Drawing Card
A sweet wedding anniversary card for the the love of your life or that couple who've been wedded forever.

Long Stay Card
Order online from the maternity ward. Delivered straight to their door.

Bike Delivery Card
Raisin me, by Full Fat. Dad's love a pun - that's a fact. This card has a perfect example of a joke your dad would love this Father's Day!

Raisin Me Card
Words Of Comfort, by Full Fat. These words make us all feel warm and fuzzy inside. Send some comforting words to someone who's feeling a little low with this card.

Words Of Comfort Card
Bye Tears, by Full Fat.Who knew a word could cry? Send this simple yet heartfelt New Job card to send someone off.

Bye Tears Card

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