Skip to main content

We use cookies on our website to enhance your experience. Click here to find out more about our usage.

Envelope 3pm Same delivery price no matter how many cards you order! Order by 3pm!
Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch Wow! Buy 3, Get 1 Free on all Cards! Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch
USP heart world Free delivery on all Jellycat Soft Toys! USP heart world
Filters Clear All Hide
Type
Occasion
Recipient
Style
Designer
Lucy Maggie Designs
Clear
Popular
Back Hide
Type
Back Hide
Occasion
Back Hide
Recipient
Back Hide
Style
Back Hide
Designer
Back Hide
Popular
Sort by
Back Hide
Sort by

All Cards

Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

Filters 
Rude Content?
Grab an extra slice of rainbow cake and a large glass of bubbly - it's time to celebrate your most flamboyant LGBTQ+ besties' Birthday, glitter, sparkles, and rainbows are a must! We love this card which embodies equality and diversity for gay communities. We also love that it is both funny and rude, with the perfect amount of sassy.

Flamboyant Card
New In
This funny new home card featuring a fancy French frog is ideal for your sophisticated friend who has just received the keys to their new home.

New Pad Card
For better or worse, they're up the duff! Send your congratulations with this cheeky design by Lucy Maggie.

Should Have Listened In Sex Ed Card
Know a smart cookie who just graduated? Celebrate their achievements with this cute and funny fortune cookie card to remind them of the struggles of adulting that will come

Smart Cookie Card
New In
This tasty looking cake design is the perfect way to bring some humour to a 30th birthday - or should we say 29th ... ish

Pink Cake 30 Card
Yes, Yes, Yes! Fucking Yes! That's right! Your favourite couple just got engaged! And we have the perfect engagement card to help them celebrate! Show how excited you are for them on their love with a card that holds the exact sentiments as your bestie did when they said yes to their partner (at least, we hope!).

Fucking Yes Card
This birthday card is perfect for ace mates who are just out of this. Celebrate your favourite superstars stars, whether that be your mum, dad, sister, brother, or bestie, young or old. This illustrated card features cute handdrawn planets and typography, with a space theme and a bright colour palette and the text 'Wishin the happiest of birthdays to the most amazing human in the whole universe'.

All Of The Cake Card
New In
A true 70s party food staple, this classic little cheese and pineapple stick card is perfect if you want to send feelings of nostalgia to a friend or family on their birthday.

Cheese And Pineapple Card
Everyone knows that home is where the wifi is, and you just don't want to waste your data! Congratulate friends on making moves with this design by Lucy Maggie.

Sort Out The Wifi Card
New In
Weee! It's their Birthday! This playful design featuring a racoon riding a bike is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone on their big day.

Racoon Card
He finally popped the question - it's about bloody time! Celebrate a long awaited union with this funny design by Lucy Maggie.

Fucking Finally Card
New In
This cute illustrated card is perfect for celebrating the engagements of your favourite couple. Has your best friend popped the questions? Or had the question popped to? No matter who did the proposing, this adorable illustration card featuring a big shiny engagement ring and the text 'Love this for you guys' is perfect to show just how excited you are that they will soon be wed! Time to start planning that wedding outfit!

Love This For You Card
Got a best friend who is quite literally a ray of sunshine in your life? Or is it your sister, mother, brother or father? Whoever the legend, celebrate their achievement or simply their existence with this bright, colourful illustrated typographic that card we're sure will bring a smile to their face and show just how much you love them.

Bask Card
This funny card is great for lovers of the old gherkin! With a cute smiling face, mutil-coloured grass skirt and token red party cup, this little pickle is ready to celebrate birthdays, veggie style. Bring a smile to your best mate, brother or sister's face with this gherkin that's pumped up and ready to party.

Pickle Card
New In
This funny cricket themed sports Father's day card is perfect for showing your old man how much you care.

Wicket Card
New In
Calling all astrologers, this birthday card celebrates the Gemini season and features twin cats who are charismatic, smart, extroverted and witty by nature, just like your Gemini best friend.

Gemini Card
New In
Bestie, pal, or family member just bought a house? What an adult, that's like proper adulting. Get them this cute illustrated new home card featuring a happy couple ready to embark on a new adventure on the 'magical' ride of being a grown-up!

Bought A House Card
They must have refrained from eating SOO many avocados to be able to buy a house! Say congrats with this brilliant Lucy Maggie New Home card.

Shit Just Got Real - New Home Card
New In
This cute ladybird card is a sweet way of showing that special someone how much you love them this Valentine's Day. This ladybird is happy faced and surrounded by hearts, with the simple pun beneath it: 'To my love bug'.

Love Bug Card
New In
We are absolutely loving the adorable, vibrant and showstopping pink tiger in pyjamas on the front of this appreciation card. Featuring the text 'You are the cat's PJs', this friendship design is idael for showing thanks, gratitude, love and appreciation to those friends or family members who are just stand-out lovely. Who doesn't love a big cat and comfy PJs?

Cat's PJs Card
They've popped the question, so if shit wasn't real enough before this point, it flipping well is now! Congratulate the happy couple with this awesome Lucy Maggie Engagement card.

Shit Just Got Real - Engagement Card
This Britney Spears New Baby Twins Expectiing Pregnancy Card is perfect for Spears fans everywhere. Featuring an illustration of the Queen of Pop herself in one of her most iconic outfits - the red PVC number from Oops! I Did It Again, this card is perfect for celebrating expectant mother's as they enter this next phase of their lives

Britney Baby Card
Even if they can, at times, be a prick, you know that you will always love them! Celebrate your love on your anniversary with this cute little heart cacti succulent card. Featuring a pun version of the quote from the late Whitney Houston's song 'I will always love you'.

Cacti Card
Teenagers might think your old now, but at least pensioners still think you're a kid. This Lucy Maggie Birthday card is perfect for someone who's twenties have now expired.

Your Twenties Have Expired Card

< 1 2 3 4 ... 21 > 486 Results