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Valentine's Cards For Them

Browse our selection of cute, funny and perfectly gender-neutral cards, ideal for sending to the object of your affections on Valentine’s Day. We’ve helped make your card hunt a little easier by carefully selecting the designs most suitable for them! No labels here: these Valentine’s designs are just right for an LGBTQ+ partner or if you don’t know what you are to each other yet…

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Rude Cards?
Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Getting up to pee is one of the worst things ever and they do it 9 times a night. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

All Nighter

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

But with rain let's be honest that's just your luck. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Birthday Forecast

Remember when you wasn't allowed to swear? That shit was hella boring. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Poo Bum Willy

You know it's bad when Alexa is laughing at you I guess it's time to get an amazon echo. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Alexa Just Laughed

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die

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Appropriate Social Distance. Hello from the other siiiiddddde! Wish them a happy Coronavirus filled birthday from at least 2 metres away, with this Scribbler isolation inspired design. This blue isolation card says Wishing You Happy Birthday.

Appropriate Social Distance

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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Fuck This Shit O'clock, by Scribbler.What's the time Mr Wolf? Time to FUCK THIS SHIT! ?o'clock. Make them laugh with this hilarious card perfect for any time of the day.

Fuck This Shit O'Clock

For a health and fitness fanatic, why not give them some amusing and unconventional new exercises to try for their birthday this year? Designed by Whale & Bird.

Aco-Cardio

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