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Valentine's Cards By Recipient

Whoever you’re looking to romance, make them feel extra special this Valentine’s Day by searching for cards by recipient – we’ve got a unique card for the greatest love in your life! Browse funny & rude Valentine’s designs for the one you love the most, whether it be a card for your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiancé or fiancée. Go the extra mile and show them how lucky they are!

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cute patterned love card

Glad We Matched

Nuts about someone? Let them know with this cracking illustrated nut card.

Nuts About You

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

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