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Valentine's Cards By Recipient

Whoever you’re looking to romance, make them feel extra special this Valentine’s Day by searching for cards by recipient – we’ve got a unique card for the greatest love in your life! Browse funny & rude Valentine’s designs for the one you love the most, whether it be a card for your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiancé or fiancée. Go the extra mile and show them how lucky they are!

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Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl
I love you this much, as much as a dead mouse. Any cat parent will understand the level of love you intend if you send them this cheeky cat card. Design by Whale & Bird.

I Love You This Much Ginger Cat
Perfect card for a loved one. Say it like it is! OOF!

I Like Your Bangers
Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper
You're the Michael to my Holly

Michael To My Holly
You're the Garrett to my Dina

Garrett To My Dina
Send this cheeky grey cat card to your favourite feline fanatic! Perfect for any occasion, birthdays, valentines day, anniversaries or simply just because. Design by Whale & Bird.

Sexy And You Know It Cat
A cute buy very cheeky card for your loved one.

Eating You
Everyone knows spooning is best when it leads to forking. Send this Art File design to the little (or big) spoon in your life!

I'm Too Hot Now
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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card
There was just something about being in the open-air that really whet her appetite. Hilariously rude design by Whale & Bird.

Bernard's Sausage Tasted Better Outdoors
Keep your pal entertained for about 30 seconds in isolation by sending them this fab dot to dot design by Quite Good Cards.

Cock To Cock
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Looks like you've found the partner of your dreams! Send this romantic, Love Island inspired card and get them to the Hideaway ASAP. Designed by Scribbler.

You Are 100% My Type
Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You
Greetings card designed by Banterking

I'm Keeping You
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You
Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face
Add A Name
You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy
Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick
Let them know just how freaking awesome they are with this card by CardShit.

You're The Fucking Best
Let them know how Fab they are with this adorably punny card by Rumble Cards.

You're Fab
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Show just how much you love them with this cutesy Scribbler card perfect for Valentine's Day or your anniversary.

Love You Hearts
We've heard that 1970's fashion is making a comeback! Send this silly card by Dean Morris on Valentine's.

I Love Your Bush It's So 1970S

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