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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card

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This is the sealiest Anniversary card we've ever seen! Whale And Bird had created the cutest Valentine's Anniversary card ever.

Seal Of Approval Card

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If that isn't love I don't know what is. Get them a box of 20 chicken nuggets to compliment this brilliant Valentine's Anniversary card by Coconut Lane.

Share My Nuggets Card

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Tell your loved one they are totally your jam with this cute and funny Jammy Dodger inspired card!

You're Totally My Jam Card

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Show your romantic side and say it with roses - they're always a winner! Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend I Rose To The Occasion Card

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Aw look, it's so pretty and pink! I wonder what it could be? Give your wife a special present tied with a bow this Valentine's. Designed by Scribbler.

Special Package Wife Card

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Grab a shovel and get to hiding the body! Oh, they don't mean like that? Never mind then. A card designed by Alicorn Cards.

I Dig You Card

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If they're obsessed with Below Deck, declare your love this Valentine's Day with the help of Captain Lee. Designed by Scribbler.

I Love You A Yacht Card

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Cute little mush with a big tush! Cute Valentine's card.

Love You So Mush, Cute Butt Card

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Send this cute Memelou card and let someone know you think they're bloody fantastic.

I'm Your Biggest Fan Card

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We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge Card

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Do you love your partner but also find them REALLY annoying? Well if so then this is the perfect Valentine's day Anniversary card for you! IT features a 90s favourite toy on a coral background. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Annoying As Fuck Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

Express your true feelings this Valentine's Day with this silly Dean Morris card, but don't forget how painful it is in the morning!

Bum Card

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Show how peachy keen you are for that booty by sending her this cheeky Scribbler Valentine's card.

Touch Your Bum Card

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Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. Compliments don't get better than this we're afraid! Show them how brilliant they are with this brilliant photo-upload Anniversary card by Scribbler for Valentine's Day. This pink Anniversary card has a drawing of a slice of bread and says you're the best thing since sliced bread!

Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Card

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What started as a drunken fling has turned into a rose-coloured romance! Send her this Scribbler Anniversary card and make sure she knows how much she means to you.

Wife Started With Beer Goggles Card

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Send someone some love with this Funny Anniversary card by Banterking.

You're The One I Text When I'm Drunk Card

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Send this funny 'turn me on' washing machine card to your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband if they are the only one who knows how to use the washing machine!

Funny Valentines Washing Machine Card

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Let that special person know how much you love them this Valentine's Day with this cute card!

Cute Valentine's Day Card, I Love You Sooo Much!

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Send this cheeky card for valentine's day!

I Like Uranus, Rude Valentine's Card

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Tell her all the things you're too scared to say with this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

W-I-F-E Card

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Send Scribbler's hilarious take on the famous Full Metal Jacket scene to someone you love long time, especially if they happen to love Dachshunds!

Love You Long Time Card

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If they love porridge, tell your partner what else they can have for breakfast this Valentine's Day! Add a name to personalise this dirty design by Scribbler.

Way You Eat Porridge Card

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It's always good to know your work is appreciated! Send this funny fart Valentine card to your significant other to let them know just why you love them so much. Designed by Presents Felt.

I Love You Because Card

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