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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card

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Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A Anniversary card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Keep your pal entertained for about 30 seconds in isolation by sending them this fab dot to dot design by Quite Good Birthday cards.

Cock To Cock Card

Quite Good Cards

A thank you Anniversary card with a picture of a dog wearing a medal! Who's a good boy/girl? It's whoever you give this Anniversary card too. Designed by Roh Noh.

You're My Favourite Card

Roh Noh

Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

I'm Keeping You Card

Banterking

Knock their socks off with this sweet Whale And Bird card, perfect for Valentine's or your Anniversary.

I'm So Lost Without You Card

Whale And Bird

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They may be the love of your life but they're still human and therefore have the ability to really get on your tits! Put yesterday behind you with this hilarious Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Love You More Each And Every Day Card

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card

Scribbler

Spread some lovely vibes, because it doesn't get any sweeter than this adorable Whale And Bird Anniversary card.

You Look Nice Today Card

Whale And Bird

You're My Dickhead Jeffrey and Janice Anniversary Card. If we all just agree that we're all dickheads, the world would be a better place. Send this card to your fave dickhead to remind them why you love them.

You're My Dickhead Jeffrey And Janice Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Timely and exotic. Make the strongest declaration of love there is with this punchy Tiger King Anniversary card and hope it doesn!t end with your house being burnt down.

I Love You More Than Joe Hates Card

Scribbler

You two go together like sushi and soy sauce: a match made in heaven! Valentine's design by Whale & Bird.

You're My Soy Mate Card

Whale And Bird

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Card

Lesser Spotted Images

Let someone know you'll always fight their corner with this adorable Jolly Awesome Anniversary card.

If Anyone Ever Hurts You Card

Jolly Awesome

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Hopefully he's the only one you've got! Let him know how loved he is with this brilliant Anniversary card by Scribbler.

To My Favourite Husband Card

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A very sweet card from Scribbler says you have a sense of humour and are not your average stalker.

Love You From My Head Tomatoes Card

Scribbler

Swallow. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude Anniversary card.

Swallow Card

KissMeKwik

If that isn't love I don't know what is. Get them a box of 20 chicken nuggets to compliment this brilliant Valentine's Anniversary card by Coconut Lane.

Share My Nuggets Card

Coconut Lane

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It's getting steamy in here! Hot things up on Valentine's Day with this mouth-watering food pun, designed by Scribbler.

Bao Chicka Wow Wow Card

Scribbler

Is this what they call random? Is it though? Redback Anniversary card says you love them.

7 Billion People On This Planet Card

Redback

Send this Lucilla Lavender to someone who has a big heart of Valentine's Day.

Giant Heart Card

Lucilla Lavender

Give your sweetie a giant squeeze via this cute Lucy Maggie card.

Jelly Tots Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

Posting yourself to go and receive a package that!s a great joke. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Get Out Of The Postbox Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Send your loved one this funny pun Anniversary card and let them know you love them with all your heart - oops you meant fart!

I Love You With All My Fart Card

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