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Add A Name Birthday Cards

Personally wish your favourite people a day to remember by sending them one of our exclusive Add A Name birthday cards. Send a card so perfect for your loved one it’s literally got their name on it and make the day all about them – as it should be! Choose from cute or funny designs to personalise for your partner, friends or kids. While you’re here, why not also browse our selection of unique Add A Photo birthday cards?

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There's something fishy about this card? Reel in a shellfish lover and catch their attention with this cute Scribbler design.

You're Shrimply The Best

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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This birthday card may be quite simple but we don't think an Elton fan will mind that you put down in words, how wonderful life is while they're in the world! Designed by Scribbler.

You Can Tell Everybody

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Know someone feeling a bit sensitive about reaching a new milestone? Come for their eyesight with this sneaky Scribbler design and let's hope they can read it!

At Your Age

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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And not just as the expendablember who'll take one for the team and be eaten in the first 3 days! Send this Whale And Bird card to a friend you want by your side at the end of the world.

Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Ahh noo, you've gone and ruined the surprise now! A cat owner will find the funny side of this all too relatable, personalised birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

I've Got You An Excellent Present

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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For a birthday girl with one fine ass! Let her know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean her donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Amazing Ass

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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As said by Nessa: Don't get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all is said and done. D'ya know what I mean? Gavin & Stacey inspired personalised Scribbler birthday card.

AGE Proper Tidy

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Oh dear, oh dear, you can't forget your brothers birthday! Give them something to chuckle about with this nostalgic design by Scribbler.

From, To You

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

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Don't burrito around the bush, wish a friend a fantas-taco birthday with thisxcellent design by Scribbler.

Spec-taco-lar Birthday

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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight

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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present

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