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Show someone special just how much they mean to you with an exclusive personalised card, whatever the occasion. Browse our selection of hilarious designs and choose whether to add a personal touch by uploading a loved one's pic to an Add A Photo card or typing their name onto an Add A Name card - putting them front and centre where they belong!

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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We can't think of anyone who wouldn't be over the moon to receive our favourite personalised Christmas design featuring Bad Santa, by Scribbler.

Cracking Christmas

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Upload a photo to this Scribbler card, perfect for any occasion!

Full Photo Upload

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Say happy birthday to a young one or just a balloon fanatic with this photo upload card designed at Scribbler.

Birthday Balloons

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Say it like it is with this hilarious photo upload card. Make sure they know what they are!

Twat Sign

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Forgotten your anniversary again? Suck up to someone you love and get back in the good books with this sweet design by Scribbler.

Sucker For You

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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Spoiler alert: there isn't any money inside! Sorry, but you're far too old for hand-outs. Upload multiple mugshots to make them smile on their birthday with this funny Scribbler design.

Breaking News You're Old

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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Send some picture perfect memories on their birthday with this multiple photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday

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We've found the world's best mummy and lucky you - she's yours! Make her day by sending this photo upload card by Scribbler.

World's Best Mummy

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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole

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Are you the Del Boy to their Rodney? Then send them this personalised Only Fools and Horses inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Plonker

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If it says it on the Father's Day card, then it must be true! Your Dad will be chuffed to bits to receive this Scribbler photo upload design.

This Dad Is A Legend

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Whether this is a cruel bluff or you officially cutting off a familymber, send this Whale And Bird card to savagely call out a younger relation hoping for a hand-out.

No Money In This Card

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Award this personalised Valentine's card to an official orgasm donor and thank them for their generous services. Designed by Scribbler.

Thanks For The Orgasms

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Times infinity! This personalised card isn't even big enough to fully express your love for your partner. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

I Love You So So So Much

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this card by Do Something David.

Target Weight

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Things your father figure has in common with an elephant: prominent ears, forgetful and completely grey. Personalise this Scribbler card so he feels extra special on Father's Day.


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You're not jealous at all! Babies may not be your thing, but you can still find a pretty big positive (or two) to celebrate with this funny photo upload card by Scribbler.

Congrats Huge Boobs

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If you were lucky enough to have a Nokia, this game will definitely look familiar! Wish a very zappy birthday to a space ranger of any age with this Whale And Bird design.

Zappy Birthday

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Let them know how much you love them with this wonderful photo upload card by Scribbler.

Love You Berry Much!

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