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Rude Cards

The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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Send this Viz, Letterbocks - Cat Food Manufacturers card to any Viz lovers you know!

Cat Food Manufacturers Card
Liam needs some lovin! He will look for you, he will find you and he will seduce you. Rude design by Quite Good Anniversary cards.

Liam Needs Some Card
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Send less of a Thank You Dad and more of a Fuck You Mum with this Scribbler Father's Day card.

I Guess It's Lucky Card
Funny Birthday Card designed by Totally Mailed It

Toilet Seat Card
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Card
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Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad Card
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Thank your Dad for making you the winning sperm with this rude Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Thanks For Not Jizzing Card
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Luckily you managed to win the most important race of your life, or yours would be over before it even began! Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Thanks For Making Me The Fastest Card
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Absolutely no one wants to think about their Dad's balls. If you want to give yourself nightmares, send your Dad this revolting Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Thanks For Giving Me Life Card
This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for any friend that can take a good joke!

Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card
Send this childish Brainbox Candy card to your other half this Valentine's and make them smile!

Happy Valentine's Poo Face Card
When you know you've put on a little bit of weight but not that much! Design by Forest_Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Only One Person At A Time Card
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Take this opportunity to say Happy Birthday and compliment her perfect pair because nipples are the eyes of the face! Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Girlfriend Card
Send your mates this insulting funny Birthday Card.

Ya Wee Bawbag! Card
Share a bit of love with your bougiest friends with this cheeky design from Running With Scissors!

Bougie Bitch Card
Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to a friend who loves space and big butts!

Uranus Card
Miriam Margolyes has all the wisdom! Original illustration by The Queer Store

Don't Get Married Card
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Do caterpillars know that they're about to become a beautiful butterfly? Who knows. But it's some beauty sleep, that's for sure. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Butterfly Card
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If they have a hiney you'd like to be friends with, just put it out there that you want to be ON them this Valentine's Day. Designed by Scribbler.

Absolutley Breathtaking Hiney Card
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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card
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Imagine MTV Cribs but WAY shitter, excuse the pun. New home design by Scribbler.

Tour Of Your New Gaff Card
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The older you get the more wine you consume! Make sure they know you're not counting with this brilliant Scribbler Birthday card.

Age And Glasses Of Wine Card
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They'll know exactly what you've got planned for Valentine's with this naughty Scribbler card.

Gag On My Eleganza Card
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Whether they were a one hit wonder or you just don't want to think about your parents doing it more than once, send dad this rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dad That One Time Card

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