Skip to main content

We use cookies on our website to enhance your experience. Click here to find out more about our usage.

Envelope 3pm Same delivery price no matter how many cards you order! Order by 3pm!
Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch Wow! Get 4 Standard Cards for £9.99 Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch
USP heart world Free delivery on all Jellycat Soft Toys! USP heart world
Filters Clear All Hide
Type
Occasion
Style
Designer
Battered Cards
Clear
Popular
Back Hide
Type
Back Hide
Occasion
Back Hide
Style
Back Hide
Designer
Back Hide
Popular
Sort by
Back Hide
Sort by

All Cards

Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

Filters 
Rude Content?
New In
Yes of course I'll come to your wedding, and terrorise the evening buffet before anyone else can get near it. Designed by Battered Cards

Buffet Venn Diagram Card
New In
Whoever decided they should be called sperm whales have a lot to answer for. Creep. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Whale Card
New In
Some people come into your life and it feels like a gift. Maybe you know someone like that. Or maybe you don't. Designed by Battered Cards

You Are A Gift Card
New In
Every year without fail it comes around to delight a million families. That sexy, sultry beast that is Lynx Africa. Oh yeah, and that diva woman as well. Merry Christmas to you too. Designed by Battered Cards

All I Want For Christmas Is You Card
New In
Everything about Santa is red and white, excpet the little blue pills in his drawer at the North Pole that Ms Claus doesn't know about but highly suspects he has, given he is about 1000 years old. Designed by Battered Cards

Santa's Little Helpers Card
New In
Stop it, gran. It wasn't nice last year and it isn't any better this time around either. You're scaring the children. Designed by Battered Cards

Christmas Stockings Card
New In
Who needs hair when you have talons and a 2 metre wing-span? Tell them how much you love them with this card. Designed by Battered Cards.

Valentine's Bald Eagle Card
New In
Please let your friends and family just live their life, without having to give you presents every 5 minutes. Designed by Battered Cards

Baby Shower Venn Diagram Card
New In
We see that cucumber, and we raise you an aubergine. Designed by Battered Cards

Veggie Venn Diagram Card
New In
Forget lemon and herb. Forget white pepper. For that person that is self- raising AT BEST, this is for them. You're welcome. Designed by Battered Cards

You Are As Spicy As Plain Flour Card
New In
Once you hit 30, it's game over. And once you realise the Lidl bakery is discounted after 7pm, say goodbye to a good BMI. Designed by Battered Cards

30th Birthday Venn Diagram Card
New In
And on the third day, God created flies for the sole purpose to annoy humans. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Flies Card
New In
I ain't no Stephen Hawking, but I think another big bang is on the horizon. Saddle up, baby. Designed by Battered Cards

Big Bang Valentines Card
New In
25% of men go bald in their 20's. The other 75% can laugh about it forever. Designed by Battered Cards

Hairline Venn Diagram Card
New In
Oh to be a snail that's just got onto the property ladder. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Snails Card
New In
Sometimes it's a 3 chilli kind of evening. Designed by Battered Cards

Wetherspoons Venn Diagram Card
New In
Congratulations! They have just given away 50% of everything they make in exchange for the chance to wear a suit and choose the flavour of a cake. Better remind them. Designed by Battered Cards.

You're Engaged! You Idiot Card
New In
Sometimes it's hard to put into words what someone means to you. Numbers though, that's a lot easier. Designed by Battered Cards

Words Can't Express How Much I Love You Card
New In
Thanks to the demise of Facebook, no one really knows how old we are anymore. Anyway, happy birthday. Designed by Battered Cards

McNuggets Venn Diagram Card
New In
Commiserations to all of the short kings of the giraffe world. You have our thoughts and prayers. Absolutely no chance of getting a mate. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Giraffes Card
New In
It's hard to put into words how hot your partner looks. Let this card say it for you, perfectly. Designed by Battered Cards

You're Hot Venn Diagram Card
New In
The real cost of living is having to see you walk about with that makeup. Designed by Battered Cards

Eyebrows Venn Diagram Card
New In
Picture the scene: It's 5 minutes until closing time and in comes a centipede wanting a full pedicure with gels. What a disaster. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Centipede Card
New In
What has 8 eyes, 8 legs and furry all over? A friend, if you got to know them first before screaming and hitting them with a shoe. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Spiders Card

< 1 2 > 45 Results