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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A colourful explosion of 1980s pop culture; the perfect Birthday card to fill any 80s baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980s Card

A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt Card

The Weather Girls performing It's Raining Men whilst surrounded by dying men who have inexplicably fallen from the sky, as requested by Anthony Mitchell. Gory Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Raining Men Card

CONSUMMATE! Doctor Who, played by Peter Capaldi, marries a Dalek, as requested by Jim Murray. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Dr Who Wedding Card

Kim Jong-Un surfing a giant, golden wave of Donald Trump's hair in his underpants, as requested by Robin Hayles. Explosive Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Rocketman Card

Ah, they've finally admitted it's love! Ant and Dec getting married, as requested by Rick Neary. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mr & Mrs Ant & Dec Card

The real nightmare before Christmas: Bono dressed as Santa Claus, shoving U2 CDs down chimneys, as requested by James Smith. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Dear Bono Card

Sir David Attenborough battling the dark lord, Cthulhu during the filming of Blue Planet, as requested by Jim Taylor. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Sir David Vs Cthulhu Card

No one wants a sad bottom! Send this hilariously cheeky and totally real (we hope) street sign to give someone a good laugh. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Happy Bottom Card

He's looking a bit shaken up there! Roger Moore's James Bond having a grand reunion party with all his villains, as requested by Josman Tickle. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Roger Moore Reunion Party Card

There's a strong Gail coming your way Deirdre! Coronation Street Fighter II, as requested by Rib Herdman. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Coronation Fighter Card

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache Card

He's alive! Whatever you do, don't let him shake your hand. Mary Berry's Frankenstein, as requested by Clare Logan. Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Berry's Frankenstein Card

Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item Card

Black is the new orange. Mick Jagger disappointing customers at the paint mixing station in B&Q by matching every colour as black, as requested by Jack Davis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Paint It Black Card

Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches, drowing his sorrows having completely ruined his knees after 26 years of high impact running, as requested by David Sinclair. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Washed Up Sonic Card

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90s wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue Card

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby have slipped into a psychotic episode, destroyed the set of This Morning and murdered the crew and guests, as requested by Ash Douglas. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

This Morning Card

Lover's lane? It must be a sign! Send this hilariously cute and totally real (we hope) town name to someone who's right up your street. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

It's A Sign Lover Card

A Bez Dispenser, as requested by Paul Stevens. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images that any music lover will appreciate.

Bez Dispenser Card

Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring Card

Optimus Amazon Prime, as requested by Josie Hypatia Grounds. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, the perfect choice for any Transformers fan.

Amazon Optimus Prime Card

Kittens. Just a big group of kittens goofing around mate, as requested by A Guy Hamilton. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kittens Card

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